Now that the Jolie-Pitts have enrolled their eldest in a ridiculously ritzy school on the Upper East Side — and refuse to have nannies take him to and from — the paparazzi know exactly where they can find these folks, day in and day out.
I do think it’s funny, though, how they go as a couple to pick him up, creating a paparazzi frenzy. I mean, really, guys, would it be all that big a deal to send a nanny in to get him? Or just have one of his teachers bring him out to the tinted-windowed car? Because Maddox Jolie-Pitt — not to mention the rest of his class — is going to have the most twisted idea about what school is. Okay, okay. When your elementary school costs $20K/year, you’re definitely going to have a twisted idea about what school is. But when your walk to and from school is basically the Oscars red carpet minus Joan Rivers? By the time he’s in third grade, Mad’s going to have to start taking a publicist with him to school to tell him which reporters to talk to and remind him who he’s wearing and who did his backpack. Giuliana DePandi’s gonna be all like, “I’m loving your JanSport. We’re really seeing that come back this season.” This kid’s spelling tests are going to run on Page Six. The entire staff of the Post is going to have to learn how to speak elementary French so they can weigh in on his book reports. I’m so excited.
i really don’t understand why anyone gives a crap anymore. i guess it was mildly interesting when he was cheating on his wife with skeletor, but now everyone knows they are both worthless. and the only reason they bought a pit bull puppy is to cause more controversy…they must be bored waiting for their next photo op….i mean baby.
talk
get porn
are you a bitch
Why can’t they go pick up their kids from school? Just because they’re (famouse) doesn’t let that stop them from living a normal life. Good for them for picking him up.
Its not their fault everyone is all over them for pictures and shit, just let them live their life.