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OJ Simpson Arrested and Held in Jail without Bail

OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!

Okay, sorry to go all Perez Hilton on you guys, but OJ SIMPSON IS IN MOTHERFUCKING JAIL!!! After his arrest on Sunday night, a judge ordered him to be held without bail.

When do we get to see the mug shot?????

Simpson was at the Clark County Detention Center on Sunday night for booking on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

“He is facing a lot of time,” said Clark County District Attorney David Roger.

OJ could spend the rest of his life in jail for a burglary!!!

The Gods must be crazy.

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