It’s a slow news day (except for the OJ story) so you guys get to read about some crazy-ass country singer. Maybe I should just run porn for the rest of the day?
Country star Mindy McCready earned herself a full year in jail for violating probation, just like Foxy Brown.
In July, McCready was arrested in Florida after police responded to a domestic dispute between the trainwreck and her mother. She’d been convicted in 2004 on a prescription drug fraud charge, and was ordered to serve three years probation. She only had a few more months left on that probation at the time of her July arrest.
If I knew or cared anything about country music, I’d make some joke here related to some sort of song she sings. But I cannot name a one. So insert your own funny McCready-related joke here.