I know I should be talking shit about Paris Hilton’s new haircut, but, fuck it, I’ll be honest: I think she looks really pretty. Also: there are nipples in this picture. [Ninja Dude]
Christina Aguilera sports them pregnancy titties. [Derek Hail]
Think it would be awesome to come live in LA, where they film movies all the time everywhere? Yeah, right. Popbytes weighs in on how much fun it is to have Hancock filming right outside his work. [popbytes]
Prince is — you guessed it — a crazy, pretentious motherfucker who’s now attempting to sue the majority of the Internet. [Cele|bitchy]
Um, I’m not sure how well sobriety’s been working out for Courtney Love lately. [Yeeeah!]
Nicky Hilton wears short shorts. [Drunken Stepfather]
All the tabloids want to talk about this week is Brad and Angie. That’s why you read blogs. We’re more comprehensive. [Celebrity Smack]
Shakira can get into UCLA, and she didn’t even learn how to speak English until like 5 years ago. Doesn’t that make you feel dumb? [POTP]
Say all you want about how you like Paris’ haircut, I still think she looks like Olympia Dukakis. Now that’s hot!!