Today's Evil Beet Gossip

More Details About Owen Wilson’s Suicide Attempt

owen_wilson.jpg Update: Wilson had an unlikely hospital visitor: Samuel L. Jackson! Check out video here. This is the path Lindsay Lohan's on! The Insider is reporting that Owen Wilson, who attempted suicide on Sunday, has a history of depression and drug and alcohol abuse. He spent time in the Hazeldon rehab center in Minnesota seven years ago. Owen's stayed sober and healthy for awhile, but apparently recently he's fallen off the wagon and, now, into a hospital (where he's in good condition). I remember back when he was dating Kate Hudson, reports surfaced about he, Kate an...

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This is a juicy one:
WHICH political candidate enjoys visiting New York because he has a girlfriend who lives downtown? The pol tells her he'll marry her when his current wife is out of the picture.
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You can't legally sleep with half the people who showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, but it sure is nice to look anyway. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris Hilton and Kid Rock are getting a little too close for comfort. [Celebslam]

Things are still happening with Madonna's adoption of David Banda that happened 100 years ago. Seriously this kid must be old enough to be legally emancipated by now. Why does anyone still care? [Cele|bitchy]

Breaking: Renee Zellweger is skinny! [Holy Candy]

Having successfully kicked off the careers of eight zero supermodels, Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model is ready to get started. [popbytes]

Jennifer Aniston's bikini, much like her career, is just hanging on by a thread. [Agent Bedhead]

Nobody liked The Nanny Diaries. [Pajiba]

I don't know who Sarah Harding is but this is one amazing nip slip? [SOW]

/>You can't legally sleep with half the people who showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, but it sure is nice to look anyway. [Drunken Stepfather] Paris Hilton and Kid Rock are getting a little too close for comfort. [Celebslam] Things are still happening with Madonna's adoption of David Banda that happened 100 years ago. Seriously this kid must be old enough to be legally emancipated by now. Why does anyone still care? [Cele|bitchy] Breaking: Renee Zellweger is skinny! [Holy Candy] Having ...

There Are No Words

Miss Teen South Carolina's list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question: 1) The Iraq 2) South Africa 3) U.S. Americans 4) The Asian countries Miss Teen South Carolina's list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her: 1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country. /> Miss Teen South Carolina's list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question: 1) The Iraq 2) South Africa 3) U.S. Americans 4) The Asian countries Miss Teen South Carolina's list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her: 1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country....

Uh-Oh, Britney’s Being Investigated for Child Abuse

Britney Spears Being Investigated for Child Abuse I don't know how she could abuse those children. She's never with them! When would she find the time??? Via TMZ: An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present -- Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigatio...

Hulk Hogan’s Son Nearly Killed in Drag-racing Accident

Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan’s Son, in Serious Drag Racing Car Accident Just when you thought no one in the Hogan family could make a dumber decision than Brooke Hogan's ass-pants, her brother Nick is there to prove us wrong. Hulk Hogan's son, Nick, who you might recognize from Hogan Knows Best, was nearly killed in a car accident on Sunday night in Clearwater, Florida. While no official statement has been made, many are assuming that the 17-year-old was drag-racing. He crashed his Toyota Supra around 7:30 pm, after losing control of the vehicle, hitting a raised median, and crashing...