While Owen Wilson's in good condition, the friend of Nick Hogan who was injured in The Hulk's son's recent car crash -- John Graziano -- remains in very serious condition in a Florida hospital.
"John's condition hasn't changed since he arrived," say sources inside the hospital.
Meanwhile, the Florida police are investigating other vehicles they think may have been involved in the accident.
How can a car be "involved" in an accident without actually being in the accident?
Drag-racing, people. Drag-racing.
"We suspect there may be others and we encourage them to come forward," say the Florida police.
If this kid dies as a result of drag-racing -- and I hope and pray he doesn't -- these kids are in deep, deep shit.
/>While Owen Wilson's in good condition, the friend of Nick Hogan who was injured in The Hulk's son's recent car crash -- John Graziano -- remains in very serious condition in a Florida hospital.
"John's condition hasn't changed since he arrived," say sources inside the hospital.
Meanwhile, the Florida police are investigating other vehicles they think may have been involved in the accident.
How can a car be "involved" in an accident without actually being in the accident?
Drag-racing,...
In the aftermath of funnyman Owen Wilson's suicide attempt, the question on everyone's mind is, of course, how did this happen? The answer, it appears, is a common one: drugs. Owen has a history of trouble with drugs and alcohol, and they seem to have spiraled out of control in the days before he slit his wrist and overdosed on pills. In the past day, stories have surfaced indicating that Owen was using heroin and cocaine, and went on a three-day binge with crystal meth and OxyContin. Three days before the suicide attempt, Wilson was spotted in a Santa Monica church, according to Us Weekly. Was he hoping for divine intervention?
WHICH wealthy bachelor who was living at the Peninsula got a pretty concierge at the hotel fired when her bosses found out they were having an affair? He took his business across the street to the St. Regis, where they continued their trysts
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It looks like Lindsay Lohan's father will finally get his wish -- he gets to see his daughter. In rehab, of course, but at least he's getting to see her. According to Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, have decided to allow Michael Lohan to visit his eldest daughter at her Utah rehab. "It was actually her older brother, Michael's, idea. It's a part of the healing process," a friend said. "Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alone." Michael - whose divorce from Dina is likely to be finalized soon, now that they've resolved most issues between them, including custody - hasn't seen Lindsay in years due to his abusive temper and violent behavior. In order for him to be allowed to visit, Dina - who has a restraining order out against Michael - had to get it lifted. "Dina thinks it is a good idea," the friend said. "Lindsay needs to deal with this and needs closure." Michael has said he's been sober and found God since leaving jail earlier this summer. A rep for the Lohans said, "Yes, he will be seeing his daughter."
As crazy as Michael Lohan is, you have to admit he's cleaned up his act a lot since his pre-jail days. We haven't heard stories of him getting in bar fights or assaulting family members in recent days, which is more than I can say for Lindsay. Who knows, maybe he'll actually be a positive influence on Lindsay. Lord knows she needs all the help she can get. />It looks like Lindsay Lohan's father will finally get his wish -- he gets to see his daughter. In rehab, of course, but at least he's getting to see her. According to Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, have decided to allow Michael Lohan to visit his eldest daughter at her Utah rehab. "It was actually her older brother, Michael's, idea. It's a part of the healing process," a friend said. "Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alon...
As a man who makes his substantial living at the foot of the Hollywood Gods I am not a biter of the hands that feed me. I don't rock the boat. I only ask for enough to sustain myself and my many wives, and of course our multiple mansions, all equipped with dowdy Beagles named "Mr. Sparkles." But sometimes even I come across something that makes me wonder how exactly this whole equation works. Consider this screenshot:
As a man who makes his substantial living at the foot of the Hollywood Gods I am not a biter of the hands that feed me. I don't rock the boat. I only ask for enough to sustain myself and my many wives, and of course our multiple mansions, all equipped with dowdy Beagles named "Mr. Sparkles." But sometimes even I come across something that makes me wonder how exactly this whole equation works. Consider this screenshot:
I came across this news item because my RSS reader came through with th...
Is there anything Jennifer Lopez can't do?
The singer/actress/dancer/model/executive producer is at it again, as she's signed on to produce The Amigas Sweet 15 Club, a television show about a group of young women who start a business planning Quinceanera parties. It will be a half-hour show with plenty of musical numbers. Lopez helps to use the show as a vehicle to break new Latina talent, and a line of CDs based on the show's music is already in the works. And in case you're more of a bookworm type, a line of young adult novels is being developed as well.
Have they even cast this thing yet?
An IMDB search indicates that they have not.
It's also unclear whether Lopez plans to appear on the show.
/>Is there anything Jennifer Lopez can't do?
The singer/actress/dancer/model/executive producer is at it again, as she's signed on to produce The Amigas Sweet 15 Club, a television show about a group of young women who start a business planning Quinceanera parties. It will be a half-hour show with plenty of musical numbers. Lopez helps to use the show as a vehicle to break new Latina talent, and a line of CDs based on the show's music is already in the works. And in case you're more of a bookwor...
The star of our new favorite YouTube video showed up on The Today Show today to try to explain that she's not really as stupid as she seems in the clip.
And, while she seems like a very sweet girl, and her speech this time fits into the grammatical pattern I've come to recognize as "English," she still comes off like she's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Poor thing.
At least they can't take away her crown for being stupid.
Check out the video here. />The star of our new favorite YouTube video showed up on The Today Show today to try to explain that she's not really as stupid as she seems in the clip.
And, while she seems like a very sweet girl, and her speech this time fits into the grammatical pattern I've come to recognize as "English," she still comes off like she's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Poor thing.
At least they can't take away her crown for being stupid.
Check out the video here. ...
It's official.
Owen Wilson's trip to the hospital yesterday was the result of a suicide attempt.
Extra obtained the official report of the 911 call, which indicates the reason for the call as an "attempted suicide."
His brother Luke is the one who found him in his home. Luke called 911 and Owen was rushed to the hospital, where he is currently listed in good condition.
Owen Wilson has a history of depression and drug and alcohol abuse and was most recently linked to actress Kate Hudson.
Owen!!!
We love you and we're hoping you can get the help that you need.
/>It's official.
Owen Wilson's trip to the hospital yesterday was the result of a suicide attempt.
Extra obtained the official report of the 911 call, which indicates the reason for the call as an "attempted suicide."
His brother Luke is the one who found him in his home. Luke called 911 and Owen was rushed to the hospital, where he is currently listed in good condition.
Owen Wilson has a history of depression and drug and alcohol abuse and was most recently linked to actress Kate Hudson.
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Check out this madness from that bastion of journalism UsaToday. Wait, no don't. I'll break it down for you. Here's the headline:
Suicide, depression are common in Wilson's films
Ah yes, we've found a crack reporter on the case. Should we mention that Matt Damon played a demented killer in Talented Mr. Ripley? Or how about Ed Norton and obscene racism in American History X? Tom Cruise as a hitman in Collateral? No, nothing? Oh, I see... we've found a trend.
Here are the films that the article mentions ...
When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play... that's right kids, it's a special guest bloggin' appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news today is:
TMZ is reporting that Jason Wahler is engaged to his girlfriend Katja Decker-Sadowski, a USC tennis player (ooh, check her out here). Katja got hooked up with a four carat ring, or around 12x what Heidi received from that jerk-off Spencer.
I believe the official position of the Beet is that this Jason fellow is a "huge dou...
The father of Amy Winehouse's husband recommends that fans boycott the troubled singer until she can get her act together.
"They are seen as a couple who display sorts of behavior that can be seen as almost entertaining, especially for the tabloid newspapers, and I think it's about time that their friends and professional colleagues say, 'enough is enough.' Perhaps it's come to the point where—and I wouldn't want any harm to come to Amy or Blake, obviously—but perhaps it's tim...
Why do I care about Rumer Willis?
Why do you?
What does she do?
Why do I run her picture when it shows up?
It's not like it's a slow news week. It's only Monday, and already Owen Wilson's tried to off himself, Nick Hogan nearly killed himself drag-racing, and a bigot Idaho senator got caught in "lewd" bathroom acts with another man.
And yet, I feel moved to run this new picture of Rumer Fucking Willis at the LG House in Malibu. I think I'm fascinated by the flatness of her stomach. I...