Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ladies and Gentlemen, Breaking News!!

You have to love People.com... they've caught someone in the act of getting groceries. Check out this screengrab: charlize.jpgYou have to love People.com... they've caught someone in the act of getting groceries. Check out this screengrab: Also, I have the scoop, it was at Whole Foods. She was in the act, at Whole Foods, buying food, to EAT!! I sure hope I never get caught in the act of getting groceries... or even worse, getting an oil change. That would be just dreadful....

I Would Also Prefer County Jail Please

Nicole Richie Wants Her Some County Jail LOS ANGELES (AP) — Nicole Richie wants to do her time in the Los Angeles County jail. Richie's lawyer contacted the county Sheriff's Department earlier this week and indicated the reality TV star wanted to serve her four-day sentence in county lockup rather than a city jail, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Thursday. See, this is planning. You've got to own your surroundings people. County jail = good, city jail = bad. It's the same thing with mice actually. The only odd thi...

I Already Miss Sporty Spice

Bad news guys. Remember that absolutely horrible little group called the Spice Girls that you invariably liked for about 6 months back in 1996? Well, they won't be looking like a few hot chicks commingling with some ugglies anymore. Nope, they are going Versace! From The Mirror.co.Uk:
Sporty can ditch her dodgy tracksuits - because Donatella Versace will be designing the Spice Girls' outfits for their comeback tour. We can exclusively reveal that the flamboyant Italian is creating an array of show-stopping outfits for their reunion gigs.
What?? The whole fun of the thing was that they looked like goons. Baby was a baby! Sporty could race you. Spicy could give you pepper. Wait, was there a Spicy Spice? Hmmm.. probably not. Anyhow, if you read the article you'll also get some fun news about a pregnant woman working out really hard so she'll be able to rock her Versace the right way. Also, please enjoy the following fun video that features genius Maya Rudolph impersonating Donatella. />Bad news guys. Remember that absolutely horrible little group called the Spice Girls that you invariably liked for about 6 months back in 1996? Well, they won't be looking like a few hot chicks commingling with some ugglies anymore. Nope, they are going Versace! From The Mirror.co.Uk: Sporty can ditch her dodgy tracksuits - because Donatella Versace will be designing the Spice Girls' outfits for their comeback tour. We can exclusively reveal that the flamboyant Italian is creating an array of s...

A Note from Management

Hello my loves! Well, I know we have had quite a week, with all the drama with the layout changes, new advertisers, etc. I hope everyone can view the layout properly now. If the site still looks weird to you, do Ctrl-F5 on a PC, or Apple-R on a Mac. This should fix the problem. Thank you guys so much for hanging in there while we got all of that fixed, and for providing feedback. The poll is still pretty much all tied up, so I'll be looking at it and making some executive decisions early next week. In personal news, I am moving from beautiful, sunny Los Angeles to beautiful, sunny, sticky New York City today, which is very exciting but also enormously stressful. I won't be around much the next few days, but you'll have Evil T and Spiteful Lars around to keep you company, and I've invited a few other friends to join the mix, so we'll just see how that goes. Make sure to heckle them lots, as they're plenty nervous to begin with and should be easy targets. If all goes well, I'll be back to spew my nonsense on Monday. xoxo Beet />Hello my loves! Well, I know we have had quite a week, with all the drama with the layout changes, new advertisers, etc. I hope everyone can view the layout properly now. If the site still looks weird to you, do Ctrl-F5 on a PC, or Apple-R on a Mac. This should fix the problem. Thank you guys so much for hanging in there while we got all of that fixed, and for providing feedback. The poll is still pretty much all tied up, so I'll be looking at it and making some executive decisions early next...

The Guy May Hate His Daughter… but He Loves Sea Cows!!

Alec Baldwin wants to save you, provided you’re a manatee. Honestly this is a huge cheapshot... but what the hell, I haven't written for the Beet in weeks and I know everyone misses my particular brand of spite. How do I know? Letters... telegrams.. and that one airplane skywriting message that truly went above and beyond. ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (AP) — Alec Baldwin wants Floridians to be more aware of the plight of manatees. The actor and producer has recorded two 30-second public service announcements for the Save the Manatee Club. The animals are ...

Well This is an Effective Way to Dispel Rumors That There’s Trouble in Your Marriage

Adam Sandler, Wife Jackie and Daughter Sadie, Pics, Pictures Photos Seriously, how often does a WireImage photog just show up on the set of an Adam Sandler movie on the same day that his wife and kid are there? Okay, you guys don't look through every photo on WireImage like three times a day, so trust me when I say this is really random. In the aftermath of rumors earlier this week that there was trouble in Sandler-dise, Adam's wife Jackie and their one-year-old daughter, Sadie, showed up on the NYC set of You Don't Mess with the Zohan to pose adorably t...

POLL: Which Background Do You Want for Evil Beet?

There seems to be some difference of opinion on which background we should use moving forward. The old one, with the faces of all the celebs, was popular, but it made for slow load times for people with slower connections (and on mobile viewers). The new one is definitely less interesting, but it loads a lot faster. Or maybe some of you like the solid color background, but you don't like the pink. So we're putting it to a vote. Let us know what you think.
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Update: If you are still having trouble viewing the new layout, hit Ctrl+F5 (if you're on a PC) or Apple+R (if you're on a Mac). This will force a refresh in your browser and should resolve the problem. />There seems to be some difference of opinion on which background we should use moving forward. The old one, with the faces of all the celebs, was popular, but it made for slow load times for people with slower connections (and on mobile viewers). The new one is definitely less interesting, but it loads a lot faster. Or maybe some of you like the solid color background, but you don't like the pink. So we're putting it to a vote. Let us know what you think. {democracy:2} Update: If you are still having tro...

Scott Wolf Still Trying That Whole Television Acting Thing

Scott Wolf Inks Talent Holding Deal with ABC Although ABC realized that critical darling The Nine's title was a better description of its audience size than its premise, they plan to have the Party of Five star back on your television screen quicker than you can say "Neve Campbell who?" Wolf just signed a talent holding deal with ABC; the goal is to develop a project around Scott, or to cast him in one of the network's 2008-09 pilots. I have a better idea: bring back Party of Five! I mean, come on, what's Lacey Chabert doing these day...

Guess What? Lindsay Lohan’s a Bitch!

Lindsay Lohan is Addicted to Sex I know, I know. It's shocking. But with LiLo in hiding, we're forced to dig deep for gossip on the starlet. National Enquirer, in their usual fall-back plan, got a bunch of Lindsay's "friends" to talk shit about her in exchange for a paycheck. And what do we learn from them? Lindsay, it turns out, is kind of a bitch, especially when she's drinking. After throwing back a few cold ones, Lindsay was known to exclaim: "I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even c...

Oh Hell Yes: Kim Kardashian’s Getting a Reality TV Show

Kim Kardashian Reality TV Show With The Simple Life coming to a permanent close, where are we going to get our doses of celebretard antics? Besides, you know, on all the gossip blogs? Look no further than Kim Kardashian! Kim, her siblings and her step-siblings -- including famewhore Brody Jenner -- are slated to do a Brady Bunch-style show for an unnamed network (meaning it probably hasn't been officially picked up yet -- or she doesn't want to admit that it's VH1). "We're all so different," says Kim about the show. "Khl...

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Vanity Fair releases their best-dressed list, and you don't know anyone on it. [Cele|bitchy]

Pete Doherty claims he left Kate Moss, not the other way around. [Agent Bedhead]

Britney Spears asked the dentist to whiten her toddlers' teeth. Maybe if you stopped putting Coca-Cola in their bottles, Britney, these problems would resolve themselves. [IBBB]

Vanessa Minnillo's still a Bongo girl. So at least she has one job. [Gabby Babble]

Jennifer Lopez and her crypt-keeper husband attend the El Cantante premiere. [Glitterati]

Hee. Star magazine still hates Angelina Jolie. [popbytes]

/>Vanity Fair releases their best-dressed list, and you don't know anyone on it. [Cele|bitchy] Pete Doherty claims he left Kate Moss, not the other way around. [Agent Bedhead] Britney Spears asked the dentist to whiten her toddlers' teeth. Maybe if you stopped putting Coca-Cola in their bottles, Britney, these problems would resolve themselves. [IBBB] Vanessa Minnillo's still a Bongo girl. So at least she has one job. [Gabby Babble] Jennifer Lopez and her crypt-keeper husband attend the El...