Honestly, it looks like Edie Falco was out walking her dog in Chelsea and happened to saunter past the premiere of Romance & Cigarettes, and the photogs were like, "Edie! Edie! Over here! No one else even remotely famous showed up! Let us take your picture!" And Edie, against her best judgment, allowed them to do so, her doggie doo clean-up bag still in hand.
Seriously.
What the fuck is this? I'm not going to bother pointing out all the things wrong with this ensemble, but I feel obliged to me...
Has anyone actually watched this show?
It's like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews.
And I'm not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by the fact that they all grew up in Southern California. I'm from SoCal, and, yes, everyone looks alike, but not this much alike.
I have taken the time to create some detailed mathematical equations explaining how all this is possible. Please observe.
Has anyone actually watched this show?
It's like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews.
And I'm not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by ...
Thus begins the much-hyped Britney Spears comeback single, which hit the web tonight. It's called "Gimme More," and you can listen to it on the player below.
These things are dropping faster than Britney's panties.
We just got Britney's first new single, "Gimme More," and on its heels comes another one, "Cold as Fire." You can check it out on the player below.
And, once again, because I'm awesome, I transcribed the lyrics for you guys. There were a few in there I couldn't quite catch, so let me know if you have any idea what the hell she's saying there.
And: vote on your favorite of the new Spears singles!
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Yeah, yea...
Okay, I'll admit I tuned in to watch Perez crash and burn. He wasn't awful, although he's still a long way from being really comfortable on camera, but I had no idea I'd be treated to the rap stylings of Jason Wahler, Kendra Wilkinson, Shar Jackson, Countess Vaughn and Sebastian Bach.
Kendra was adorable, per usual, but she can't rap worth a damn. The judges went easy on her because Hef was watching from the balcony, looking rather concerned for her, and none of them wants to be bumped o...
Man. That was a really weird few months. But now that all 82 minutes of her jail stay are behind her, Nicole Richie seems once again to have warmed to her old pals, the paparazzi.
A preggers Nicole and her rumored fiance Joel Madden just happened to be posing adorably in Central Park when some photogs wandered by. What a coincidence!
Also: it looks to me like Nicole roots are dyed again. She let them go for awhile -- we all figured it was because hair dye isn't recommended for pregnant women -- but I...
FishbowlLA editor Kate Coe has an interesting article in Grist this week, regarding total hottie Leonardo DiCaprio's new eco-documentary, The 11th Hour. She attended an LA press conference for the event, and posed a simple, yet challenging, question to Leo and the producers: "Is this a union film?"
The filmmakers seem flummoxed by my question. "It's a documentary," they offer. "It's an independent film." "It's so low budget."
None of which prevents a film from having a union crew, I point out. And havi...
"I think she brought too many people in. Kevin, whatever his name is, who is he? She made him a star. She should have left his ass in the closet, there he would have stayed and everything would have been exactly the way it needed to be."
Rapper 50 Cent waxes poetic on what pushed Britney Spears over the edge. ...
The Spice Girl and her new hubby, Stephen Belafonte, leaving Koi last night.
Is it just me, or does he look a little weird? Like he's mildly retarded or something? ...
Okay, okay. Sometimes I just like to be sensationalist. Okay. I always like to be sensationalist.
I refuse to learn how to spell Shia LaBuioueaf's last name, but I will happily run this picture of his alleged new paramour, Rihanna, holding hands with someone who is most certainly not Shia LaBeeuxiouf as she leaves Avalon last night.
Tsk, tsk, Rihanna! If you haven't heard yet, Shia LaBizioueyf is totally the next big thing. Don't blow it, girl! ...
After initially saying they would not carry the book due to lack of demand, Barnes and Noble has changed its mind, deciding that they will, in fact, stock copies of O.J.'s "fictional" account of how he "would have" killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, if he did it.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, we live in a country where censorship is, generally, frowned upon. O.J. has the right to pen this book and people have the right to read it. On the other hand, that doesn't mean Barne...
After his suicide attempt, Owen Wilson has dropped out of the film Tropic Thunder, starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr., in which he was to have a cameo appearance. The film is already six weeks into production in Hawaii.
Wilson's most recent film, The Darjeeling Limited, in which he actually plays a character thought to have attempted suicide, will hit theaters on September 29 as planned.
"Following a discussion between the cast and filmmakers, all have agreed `The Darjeeling Limited' will...