Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Samantha Ronson Does a Little Bit Better with a White Outfit … Gee I Wonder Why

Samantha Ronson Leaving Her Birthday Party at Guy’s While Molly Sims spilled what looks to be a strong vodka cran on her lovely white blouse at Samantha Ronson's birthday party, SamRo herself walks out looking clean as a whistle in an all-white ensemble. Hey, you know what else is white? Yeah. Meanwhile, pay special attention to the really cool pill-shaped necklace she's sporting (wonder what's inside?) and the two packs of Marlboro Reds that apparently wouldn't fit into her huge-ass bag. You're so cool, Samantha. ...

Britney Spears’ Lollipops Are Laced with Morphine

Britney Spears’ Lollipops Laced with Morphine So you know those lollipops that Britney's always sucking on? According to National Enquirer, they're not so much the sort of candy you'd want your kids to have in their mouths. Rather, they're the sort of candy you're afraid your kids will pick up from the pervy old neighbor's house on Halloween. According to The Enquirer: Britney was introduced to the “drug lollipops: while on her “ONYX” tour in Europe in 2004, said her friend. In Amsterdam, she visited legal marijuana...

I Don’t Really Want to Talk About Britney Spears, But I Guess I Have To

Britney Spears Us Weekly Cover Honestly, this whole thing strikes me as something of a non-story. Some jackass who was an extra on Britney's most recent video shoot got invited to her late-night after-party at The Standard Downtown, along with some other extras from the shoot. Britney got topless and made out with him, and this is a cover story? Says the guy, 21-year-old Matt Encinias, who probably made a pretty penny in exchange for his story and pics: "Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followe...

Kim Kardashian’s Reality Show Boots Kelly Osboune and Kim Stewart’s

kim_k.jpg I think I smell another C-list feud. Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart were set to do a reality show together on E! next season. It was supposed to be a Simple Life replacement, except with less famous and less interesting people. Unsurprisingly, "the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show." Instead, it looks like they'll be the mystery network airing the Kim Kardashian reality show I mentioned last week, which co-stars her gazillion brothers and sisters, including Brody Jenner, who has to win some sort of award for real...

Not So Blind Item

Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?
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Explaining Mena’s Haircut

mena_bald1.jpg When we ran this photo of a newly shorn Mena Suvari earlier in the week, one of the readers commented that it had to be for a movie role. That's correct. Miss Suvari didn't pull a Britney; in fact, the new look is for her role in the film adaptation of Hemingway's The Garden of Eden, where she's playing Catherine, the new wife of writer David. Filming wrapped recently in Spain, so I guess Mena's waiting for her hair to hit the requisite three inches before she gets extensions put in. ...

The Links

Amy Winehouse manages to show up at Lollapalooza. [popbytes]

Is Jessica Simpson using a dating service? [Derek Hail]

Ah, the Katharine McPhee upskirt... [Celebslam]

Oh my God, Britney Spears' life is so surreal. [Ninja Dude]

Explain to me again why we need a TV show about Cisco Adler? [Warship]

/>Amy Winehouse manages to show up at Lollapalooza. [popbytes] Is Jessica Simpson using a dating service? [Derek Hail] Ah, the Katharine McPhee upskirt... [Celebslam] Oh my God, Britney Spears' life is so surreal. [Ninja Dude] Explain to me again why we need a TV show about Cisco Adler? [Warship]...

Fashion Vicitm of the Week

070804cxf_melissas_04-copy.jpg Melissa from "Search for the Next Pussycat Doll: Who Won't Really Join the Group Because It is Just a Publicity Stunt" and "Making the Bad 47: Attempting to Make P-Ditty Relevant Again" is seen here whoring her ass around to photogs after a Playboy Mag party. Even if you are going to a Playboy party one should wear at least come kind of mock covering of your bare ass when you are leaving...just saying. Some kind of mesh type covering or maybe even a jacket. Also perhaps some shoes are in order. ...