You guys, I hate to bring you news like this. Hell, I hate to bring me news like this. Jimmy Fallon clearly didn't get the memo that he is my boyfriend, and went and got his ass engaged to some loser movie producer. Her name is -- you know what? Fuck what her name is. I don't care. It doesn't matter and her arms are fat. I'm going to call her Fat-Arms. My boyfriend and Fat-Arms got engaged at Fat-Arms' family home in New Hampshire. He gave her a fancy diamond ring that will probably get stuck on her fat fingers and she'll have ...
Are Oprah and Stedman over? [popbytes] Jessica Alba rocks the THO. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy] Oh, the irony! Some guy who guest starred a couple times on Law & Order: SVU was arrested for having child pornography on his computer. [Cele|bitchy] Hooray for Anna Faris in her underwear. [Drunken Stepfather] This is not Mandy Moore's best look. [The Blemish] The Price is Right has raised its turntabled fist to fight back against new host Drew Carey. [Celebslam] I ::heart:: Selma Blair. [Daily Stab] Is Jessica Biel moving in with Justin Timberlake? Does he have to settle down with her now that she's probably given him the Derek Jeter herpes? So many questions. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears' bodyguard is today's victim of Kevin Federline's custody battle. [Holy Candy ] How is James Blunt landing all these chicks? [A Socialite's Life] Annie Lennox has a new album. [popbytes] What's left of Jenna Jameson, in a bikini. [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan does the cover of Maxim magazine looking, well, less than sober. [Celebrity Smack]
Britney Spears' drinking problem continues to make money for everyone but her. [Ninja Dude]
The Olsen Twins and their creepy Shining-style ads are out, Teri Hatcher is in!
Hatcher is this season's new face of Badgley Mischka.
"She's a beautiful, smart woman, and I think our customer can relate to her," said Mark Badgley.
Really? Does anyone even watch Desperate Housewives anymore? I couldn't care less about Teri Hatcher, and I certainly don't relate to her. ...
Oh, Lindsay! Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay!!! Thank GOD you're back!!! OMG, Lindsay, I am soooo sorry if I've taken you for granted in the past. I can't imagine how underappreciated you must have felt, but OMG, Lindsay, life in the gossip world sucks without you. I know I've given you shit in the past for leaving assorted rehabs to go on little errands to the gym or to Robertson or to lunch with friends, I know I acted like those were things you shouldn't have been doing, but, oh, Lindsay, I was so wrong!...
Nope, it's just a prosthetic she's wearing for the character she plays in her new film, House Bunny, which is currently filming in LA. Since when is Kat McPhee an actress?
Also, I need to find out where I can get one of these things. I totally want it for the next time I go home to visit my parents.
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It looks like someone has attached clear wires to the corners of her mouth and pulled them up to create a smile. She doesn't want to be there at all.
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Kevin Federline is on the warpath, trying to get custody of the ex-couple's two sons. After serving subpoenas to two of Britney's former assistants and her former bodyguard, K-Fed now has another secret weapon: video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their Malibu mansion, documenting Britney's insanity.
According to the National Enquirer, in one of the tapes, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another, she actually...
"Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body ... [but] I'm not against [plastic surgery]."
Kim Kardashian, to King magazine...
Awww ... these pictures are just the cutest thing. Rihanna's little brother accompanied the singer to the People Music Lounge in NYC tonight, and she played around with him for the cameras. I know it's something of a PR stunt. I know I'm supposed to ooh and ahh over these and we're all supposed to forget about how she's probably banging Jay-Z behind Beyonce's back. And you know what? It's totally working. And as far as PR stunts go, I'll take this shit over a DUI, a rehab visit or a "feud" any ...
Here's Ivanka Trump, celebrating her cover of Stuff magazine, the poor man's alternative to Maxim. She's on the cover of the fall fashion issue. The event was held at Trump Tower, and Donald was there with her on the carpet, as he's certainly not one to pass up an opportunity to use his daughter's sex appeal to further his own fame.
This is nice and all, but I love that this is happening as Stuff magazine is probably folding. From the Hollywood Reporter:
The future owners of Dennis Pu...
Thank you, People magazine! The celeb rag, along with KNBC-TV, have filed a motion asking that the documents in the Spears/Federline divorce case be made publicly available. A court commissioner said today that he would consider the motion.
"They're appropriate participants in here," he said.
Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said the documents discussed in the motion contain information about the schedules of the couple's children and other details that could put the kids in jeopardy. "It would be best for the children that they not b...