Okay, I’ll admit I tuned in to watch Perez crash and burn. He wasn’t awful, although he’s still a long way from being really comfortable on camera, but I had no idea I’d be treated to the rap stylings of Jason Wahler, Kendra Wilkinson, Shar Jackson, Countess Vaughn and Sebastian Bach.
Kendra was adorable, per usual, but she can’t rap worth a damn. The judges went easy on her because Hef was watching from the balcony, looking rather concerned for her, and none of them wants to be bumped off the Mansion’s party invite list. PMOY Sara Jean Underwood was there with her, but Bridget and Holly were nowhere to be seen. Hmmm.
Jason Wahler was awful.
K-Fed ex Shar Jackson was awesome. I was so happy for her.
Sebastian Bach is a gigantic tool, and he didn’t rap so much as he growled. But he growled well, and of course he’s a genius on the stage.
The real gem of this show is Da Brat, as a judge. She honestly made me laugh out loud on several occasions, and I basically never do that when I’m alone.
After Jason Wahler’s pathetic showing, she was like, “No wonder Lauren dumped your ass,” and after Shar Jackson rocked the house, she was like, “I know your kid is at home like, ‘At least my mama know how to rap.'”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Anyway, I probably won’t be tuning in again, but I just thought I’d let ya’ll know what happened so you don’t have to bother watching it yourselves. Not that you would. Because you probably have real lives. Unlike me.
I watched. By accident. I couldn’t sleep last night and after all the Law & Order reruns were over, I stumbled upon this show. Just missed Perez and then stopped watching after Shar. I liked J-Wahl if only for the fact that he didn’t appear to be tweaking and seemed to show a glimpse of personality. I liked his goofiness. Rehab (hopefully) did him good.
jason made me laugh…and perez looked funny, therefore made me laugh…shar was the best and that lady who sang lipgloss was pretty good too