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It’s Britney, Bitch

Thus begins the much-hyped Britney Spears comeback single, which hit the web tonight. It’s called “Gimme More,” and you can listen to it on the player below.

Because I’m wonderful, I transcribed the lyrics for you guys. They’re actually kind of interesting. It comes off as a great big “fuck you” to the general public. Like, “You wanna know why I’m crazy, guys? Because you fucking love it when I’m crazy. I do this for you.”

All in all, it’s a good dance track, and the remixes will be off the hook, but I don’t know if it’ll be enough to relaunch her career.

It’s Britney, bitch
I hear you
And I just wanna dance with you

(laughs)

Every time they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got my display of affection
Feels like no one else in the room

Working me down like there’s no one around
We keep on rockin
Cameras are flashing while we’re dirty dancing

They keep watching
Keep watching
Feels like the crowd is saying

Gimme more

Center of attention
Even when we’re up against the wall
You get me in a crazy position
If you’re on a mission
You’ve got my permission

Working me down like there’s no one around
We keep on rockin
Cameras are flashing while we’re dirty dancing

They keep watching
Keep watching
Feels like the crowd is saying

Gimme more

I just can’t control myself
They want more
Well I’ll give them more

Gimme more

It’s a strange world …

Gimme more

Male voice:

Bet you didn’t see this one coming
The incredible ….
The legendary Miss Britney Spears
Ha ha
And the unstoppable danger
Ah, you’re gonna have to remove me
Cuz I ain’t going nowhere
Heh heh

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  • Well, I do not like any of those 2 songs that were featured on here. She sounds like a real slut!! The song “gimme more” had a good beat but that was about it! I have to say that our teenage daughters look up and admire their favorite stars and I have to say … that the message that she is trying to get across is totally sickening! I feel that our kids grow up too fast these days and they don’t need to be listening to crap like that. I didn’t like her when she first came out and I still do not like her. I think that her voice isn’t that great to be begin with and then she has to flaunt her body all over for everyone to see. But, she was not flaunting at all when she gained all that weight from her pregnancy.

  • Oh hell! Now I’ll never get that crappy song out of my head. Maybe some cheetos and redbull will help. And a smoke too.

  • Look I dont understand the fanomanon the genus , we’ll its couse shes got soul and shes giving us a look into hers , i see how she reflects herself in the music and shareing a peice of herself with us
    i didnt understand toxic or me against the music or slave , but when I herd them a few times I was like wow this shit is dope , I would love to just chill out with her talk have a few smokes and produce her like frank zappa get the traxx down and find some creative edgey groove
    remember janice joplin laid her best traxx down in one week britney is just one beat away from another number 1 beleave me I know her fans love her truly love her and there all still out there and shes still hot as hell even if she is one hot momma

  • WOW!!!! GREAT SONG I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS SHE IS REALLY A GREAT PERSON AND ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO JUST HATE REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY. LET HER LIVE HER LIFE WITH HER CHILDERN AND HER MUSIC. WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY AT LEAST I DO KEEP IT GOING.

  • Sissy, I’m a fag (though not stupid, you homophobe bitch)… and this song has totally freakin’ grown on me. Britney hopefully will have a CD full of catch songs. Cold Fire did not catch me like this ditty.

  • Thats it ? Britney makes millions with that shit? What a scam.The Song sux i could make a better one if i had the chance. I cant believe anyone would buy it.

  • I was just chatting with my coworker about this yesterday at Outback steak house. Don’t know how in the world we landed on the topic really, they brought it up. I do remember having a excellent steak salad with cranberries on it. I digress…

  • My partner and I enjoyed reading this blog post, I was just wondering do you ever trade featured articles or blog posts? I’m continuously in need of somebody to make trades with and merely thought I’d ask.