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Justin Timberlake will fuck anything. But so will Jessica Biel. Must be why that relationship works so well. [Celebslam]

Woah. Kim Stewart really doesn’t look all that awesome in a bikini. In fact, I feel a whole lot better about myself right now. That, and I never fell off a motorcycle on a red carpet. [Drunken Stepfather]

You know, maybe we should start writing stories about the days that Pete Doherty doesn’t get arrested. [Celeb Warship]

Christina Aguilera is making good use of those pregnancy tits. [Fatback & Collards]

It’s Britney Spears’ real hair. (The kind on her head.) [Cityrag]

I am kind of obsessed with Mena Suvari’s new shaved head look. (Yes, it’s for a movie.) Doesn’t she look like a really adorable alien in these pics? [The Blemish]

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  • “Justin Timberlake will fuck anything.”

    Yeah because a “bronzed-skinned brunette” with long hair sounds like a total dog.

    I love that the “spies” also described this bow-wow as having brown hair. Isn’t that what the “brunette” signified?

    Uh Duh!

  • I was just chatting with my coworker about this yesterday at the resturant. Don’t remember how in the world we landed on the topic actually , they brought it up. I do remember having a wonderful chicken salad with ranch on it. I digress…