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August 16, 2007
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Suri The Fake Baby
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Suri Cruise New Face of Baby Gap

The race to pimp out celebrity babies has been won.

Suri Cruise has just been signed as the new face of Baby Gap.

Shiloh is pissed.

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  • PCP; You’re fukkin stupid! She doesn’t look like she has down syndrome! She’s a BABY, so have some respect you moron.
    Suri Cruise is absolutely adorable and deserves to be the BABY GAP example, damnit! Fuk you Suri haters! =]

    i love suri cruise forever

  • …what kind of a person calls a child names? This is a beautiful, healthy baby girl. Stop acting like she is not.

    So stop being a fucking jerk and get your head out of your ass.

  • uu fuking biitchh shiloee is waii cutter..even thought shes kute too i mean obb, all babies are cute

  • I GOTTA SAY THIS.. THIS BABY IS NOT GONNA LOOK ATTRACTIVE. DOPEY SLOPED EYES,AND THE MOST LIKELY FACE FEATURE IS THE NOSE. I SEE IT COMING. JUST BECAUSE OF WHO HER PARENTS ARE WILL NOT MAKE HER CUTE. I DON’T REALLY SEE IT. I CAN’T GET PAST THE SLOPING EYES. THE COLOR OF THE EYES ARE NOT GONNA CHANGE IT. PEOPLE ARE BRAINWASHED,AND ARE NOT GONNA GO AROUND SAYING THAT SHE’S UGLY. THEY LIE SAYIMG SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY IN THE WORLD. THAT’S A BUNCH OF BULL. I’VE SEEN CUTER.

  • im not being funny but shes a little baby yea you can hate the parents but the baby is doing nothing to you is she and shes adorable so dont just write nasty things about her you wouldnt like it if people said stuff like this about your little kids :( nasty people ….

  • the look on her face isnt DS. its scientology. kids who were scientologysed as a fetus cant help but to have “something strange in her eyes”. makes you kinda wonder why a parent would put their kid through that since the eyes are the windows to the soul…

    oh, and my sis, who is her age, is much cuter. she’s got a perfect face because she is pure Dalmatian (area on the coast of the Adriatic Sea) and has a look in her eyes that says she’s about to trick you, yet inoccent and musical. i’m telling you, one-and-a-half, the youngest in a family of six daughters and musicians going way back, she’ll be the next Mozart! she already plays piano, cello, violin and sings… and only because she likes it! she’s also bilingual, left-handed, curly darkhaired, blue-eyed and laughs 24/7. genetics say she’s got the good math genes… oh, and she literally learned how to dance before she learned how to walk. and her face structure is similar to sophie marceau’s. she doesnt get more perfect then that!

  • Oh, and KATHY, easy on the capslock, hon!

    and shiloh is def cuter then suri. i mean, C’mon! you’ve got angie+brad and then katie+tom… how the hell could a tomkat kid be cuter then the baby of the most beautiful ppl in the film industry?! and i’m just being objective!

    ok, leaving now! have the greatest day, folks! bc you’re worth it! ciao

  • She is not the most beautiful baby on the planet. I definitely know cuter. But she is a little doll baby. Her eyes are only slanty cuz she has chubby cheeks. It will balance out eventually.

  • shez so cute u who r all fukin retards wi sick personalaties a mean come on she 2 get a grip shez gotta be better than u coz if she wants she can sort it out wen shes older shez got the money ant she un like your fkin retarded faces love ya lol in a bit dog shits and any way itz a baby and it int yours so stop fuking moaning x x

  • This is sooo crazy!!
    How could you be so fucking mean!!!????
    DS, I mean come on!
    Probably most of you are effing ugly, and are jealous.
    so worry about your own ugly looks than of a BABY!

  • She’s definetelly not ugly! She has interesting, uncommon face features which only will make her turn heads when she’ll grow up.
    She will have style, gentlemen! She will have the “it” factor.

    All the persons who call her ugly or other names can only be narrow minded and caught in the classical-beauty preconceptions… They are their own victims and i’m sorry for them.

  • all suri haters fuck all of you shiloh and suri are both cute and her mom has not got retarted eye if you hate them so much why dont you just be popular and read nasty and annoyning stuff pepole say about your child how would you fill you bastard get your acts right before you start thinking stupid sorry about the swearing

  • and shiloh and suri so far are the cutest baby even if one is older than and one thing every little child is brought to the beautiful male or female now get that in your bloody skull

  • you people who hate suri or shiloh have you look at your self lately in your mirror and this isnt world war 3 for christ sake there are babys they know they live a wonderful life and i bet you one day your gonna regret your stupid comment about hating them ok when there older and you know what suri haters you all are fucking mean and ugly probably you care about so ugly baby you say you are jealous and suri is way 100% cuter than you ok now you can go to hell

  • kathy you get all wrong she might be rich yeah what ever have you really got a life to pick on a LITTLE KID LIKE HER GET A LIFE AM SURE YOU NEED ONE

  • suri dad might be a jerk does not mean you call him names i mean without her dad she would not be in this world i mean pick on some on of your own size now a little angel like suri please get a grip and her are beatiful now get that in your head

  • fuck you suri hater it dosent matter shes adorable for all i care it dosent ok all you need is to grow up moronsss

  • you are kidding she is so cute, my daughter looks just like her.. We, went to a cafe in LA and I had for crazy pops thinking I was a nanny. .WHAt the hell…lol

  • well wut can i say suri is beautiful shilo is also gorgeous now face it people you wish your children looked this gorgeous the children from this century are definetly cutter then from our century so get over it and quit acting their age just grow up !!!