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Britney Spears and Criss Angel

Hurry up! Grab one to sit on!

Sigh.

It was just earlier this summer that (married) magician Criss Angel was proclaiming his undying love for Cameron Diaz. But that’s all over now — Cameron’s already being linked to Jessica Simpon’s ex John Mayer — and Criss Angel has moved on to none other than Britney Spears.

The two were caught by cameras at 4 a.m. last night in the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel. They were later spotted holding hands and taking an elevator up to an 11th floor suite. I have a feeling there was lots of “freak,” not so much “mind.”

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  • “Hurry up! Grab one to sit on!” – okay, between this and the contagious chin, there were almost two legitimate spit takes in my office today.

  • I have a feeling you are right-much more “freak” than “mind” I have a theory that his brain’s the size of a pea!

  • YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID CRISS ANGEL DID MAKE A STUPID MISTAKE BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A SEX OR DATE OR ANYTHING SO ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT I LOVE YOU CRISS!!!

  • BUENO PRIMERO QUE NADA TIENES BUENOS GUSTOS POR QUE BRITNEY NO ES FEA PERO PUES NO DEBERIAS SALIR CON ELLA BUENO ES TU PEDO AYA TU SOY TU FAN NUMERO 1

  • Dudes fucking fugly as hell and brittany is a crack whore whose a WHORE at it, Brittany Spears needs to DIE!!!
    And with Brittany Spears needs to go with Christina Aguliara!
    Mwahahahahahah!!! >.<

  • criss angel is a pussy and a fake he is all jacked n chiseled to make up for the fact that he has a 2.5 inch dick he is a freud and a bitch and no one should give him any attention.

  • hahahaha. i luv how stupid gossip can be. its amazing what people will make up for kicks. we all no that criss was not sleeping with that ho. he was helping her with an agreement for mtv.like i said it is amzing what people think.