Vanity Fair releases their best-dressed list, and you don’t know anyone on it. [Cele|bitchy]
Pete Doherty claims he left Kate Moss, not the other way around. [Agent Bedhead]
Britney Spears asked the dentist to whiten her toddlers’ teeth. Maybe if you stopped putting Coca-Cola in their bottles, Britney, these problems would resolve themselves. [IBBB]
Vanessa Minnillo’s still a Bongo girl. So at least she has one job. [Gabby Babble]
Jennifer Lopez and her crypt-keeper husband attend the El Cantante premiere. [Glitterati]
Hee. Star magazine still hates Angelina Jolie. [popbytes]