I know, I know. It’s shocking.
But with LiLo in hiding, we’re forced to dig deep for gossip on the starlet.
National Enquirer, in their usual fall-back plan, got a bunch of Lindsay’s “friends” to talk shit about her in exchange for a paycheck. And what do we learn from them? Lindsay, it turns out, is kind of a bitch, especially when she’s drinking.
After throwing back a few cold ones, Lindsay was known to exclaim: “I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!†And what did she have to say about her competition? Nothing nice at all. Here’s what she thinks about the other girls in Hollywood:
Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.â€
Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as shit.â€
Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.â€
Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.â€
Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress.â€
Her “friend” also says the actress is “addicted to sex.” According to this firiend:
I don’t think lindsay can sleep alone – absolutely refuses even to try- so she’ll drive around looking for some guy to be with. One late night she drove up to Adam Levine’s house and text-messaged him from her car, asking to be invited in. But he refused her, and she was furious. Another night she did the same thing to actor Ryan Phillippe. He wouldn’t open the door for her either. She’s so afraid to be alone that she picks up strangers at clubs or on the street, just because they’re good-looking. One night at the nightclub Les Deux, some guy I’d never seen before joined us. When I asked who he was, she said: ‘Oh, he’s the cashier at the liquor store I went to the other night. Isn’t he hot?’ If she can’t find someone to spend the night with, she stays up until daylight – then takes some Xanax or Ambien to get some sleep.
Of course she is crazy and paranoid.. her brain is fried and she is near to losing her life from a sudden death heart attack and organ failure.
Pretty accurate on Juggsica. But she needs to step off my girl, Keira.
So wait, does this mean that Lindsay is a commenter on IDLYITW? Or just about any celeb blog, for that matter?
One word there Lindsay honey…They all will be able to work in Hollywood. You won’t!!! You are a waste of good air. Good Bye..Coke whore.
Let she who is without herpes cast the first stone. Skanly Dankly.
Lindsay! Leave Scarlett “A-Lohan”. Yew hewer yew.
Damn, that was supposed to say: Skankly Dankly.
Guess what!!!! We already knew this people.
LOL,
Yeah lets just comment on people like were so involved inthier own whit. Not that your wrong really ( she probably is most likely a crazy Coke whore). Butwhats sadder that or own selves stting in judgement of other Really?
wth! wat a B!*!* if i was jessica simpson i would slap lindsay in the face wat a cow!
Lindsay Lohan is a bitc* she loves to have sex and shes a baby !!!!! no a fense lindsay
Lindsay Lohan is a bitc* she loves to have sex and shes a baby !!!!! no a fense lindsay and the bad things about all the other people there going to kick your a** and there way better than you and freakey friday SUCKS like you !
Basically, Lindsay Lohan, when she was younger she was pretty cool, for example, in the movie Two Parent Dual, or somethin’…. or even Herbie…….
Somehow, and i dunno why, she changed, and i think she abused of the promotions she managed to get……
Basically, she still has one opportunity to change to the person she used to be 5-10 years ago.
In the meanwhile……….Think TWICE and……GROW UP, b****!!!!!!!
i would tap all that ass up, and fuck you like a fuckin fucker…. suck that **ginal juice and put my d*ck in it……….. THEN I’D put my tongue in it as well and blow and uh uh uh screamin like a screamer. i’d put chocolate round bar and put it in your sweet **gina and eat it and taste it and…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….well………….I’M A perverted BASTARD and you, lindsay are a fuckin hot bitch……………
SHE IS NOT HOT!!!! SHE’s UGLY!!!!
Lindsay is the hottest girl since Marilyn Monroe.
Yuck!! Ewww!! Gross!! Puke City!! Barf-o-Rama!!
I always knew Lindsay’s a bitch! I hate her.
So do I
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Guess What? Lindsay Lohan’s a hot Bitch!
She’s ugly!!! Ewwwww!!!
Lindsay Lohan is NOT hot! She’s ugly! Plus she’s crazy psycho bitch!
she looks better than Miley