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Jodie Sweetin Continues to Make Really Healthy Decisions

Jodie Sweetin Gets Married, Weds Cody Herpin in Las Vegas You know what they say: if the new boobs don't heal the pain you feel inside, a hasty marriage will. It's Jodie Sweetin's new mantra. The 25-year-old former Full House star got hitched earlier this month to Cody Herpin, a set driver (I'm serious -- check his IMDB page -- he's an on-set driver). The best part? She only met him a few weeks ago, and they eloped to Vegas. National Enquirer quotes a "friend" of Sweetin saying that "She believes she's finally met her soulmate," and I can he...

Britney Spears Filming New Music Video Today

Britney Spears in the Ocean in Her Underwear and Bra Pics, Pictures, Photos It looks like Britney Spears is moving full-speed ahead with her comeback. Word on the street is that Britney is filming the music video for her comeback single, "Get Back," today in LA. A casting notice went out earlier in the week: Casting music video for major recording star! Please reply with a photo with your age, height and other specifics if you’d like to be an extra in a one day music video for an established major pop music star. We’re looking for attractive, hip,...

Does She Look Bored?

So seriously doesn't Hillary Duff look really bored while singing "Stranger" during last week's result show for "So You Think You Can Dance?" Maybe she was worried because she can't so much dance. She shakes her new little body in a hot outfit but I guess the bored look is really her sexy-face. I just don't get what she is trying to do. I kind of dig the song though. Is something wrong with me? Am I becoming a fan of Hillary Duff music. Do they have a support group for this? /> So seriously doesn't Hillary Duff look really bored while singing "Stranger" during last week's result show for "So You Think You Can Dance?" Maybe she was worried because she can't so much dance. She shakes her new little body in a hot outfit but I guess the bored look is really her sexy-face. I just don't get what she is trying to do. I kind of dig the song though. Is something wrong with me? Am I becoming a fan of Hillary Duff music. Do they have a support group for this? ...

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Courtney Love at The Roxy: the review. [popbytes]

Emmy noms are out. [SOW]

Nick Nolte took one too many Xanax before boarding his flight. [Cele|bitchy]

Are we sure Nicole Richie's baby was fathered by Joel Madden? [A Socialite's Life]

Ugh. Something tells me Britney Spears did not actually have a "slapfight" with her mother, but I guess I can't completely put it past her. [Celebslam]

Joss Stone is the latest celeb to pose with a joint. [Ninja Dude]

/>Courtney Love at The Roxy: the review. [popbytes] Emmy noms are out. [SOW] Nick Nolte took one too many Xanax before boarding his flight. [Cele|bitchy] Are we sure Nicole Richie's baby was fathered by Joel Madden? [A Socialite's Life] Ugh. Something tells me Britney Spears did not actually have a "slapfight" with her mother, but I guess I can't completely put it past her. [Celebslam] Joss Stone is the latest celeb to pose with a joint. [Ninja Dude]...

McNasty

Oh ya. Work it. PS- For those who are like, where is this great McDonalds? Well it is by Wrigley Field in lovely Chicago, IL. />...

I Have an Alicia Witt Problem

Alicia Witt and Jeremy Sisto at NBC Party, Pics, Pictures and Photos I do. I don't understand it. She hasn't had a major role since, like, Dune (nah, I'm kidding, it was since Cybill), but I get so excited whenever I see pictures of her. She's just so damn cute. I've had a crush on her forever. You know what I think it is? I think it's the red hair. I think I have a thing for redheads. Which is funny because that is so not true when I look at guys -- I don't find red hair attractive on men at all -- but on chicks it's kind of hot. I told my hairstylist the ot...

Winona Ryder Opens Up About that Whole Shoplifting Thing

winona.jpg Winona spoke recently for the first time about her reaction to her December 2001 shoplifting arrest, making the valid point that, in December 2001, it's not exactly what the nation needed to be focused on. "I didn't have this tremendous sense of guilt, because I hadn't hurt anyone," Ryder tells Vogue magazine for its August cover story. "Had I physically harmed someone or caused harm to a human being, I think it would have been an entirely different experience." Her personal reaction, s...

Holy Shit, It’s Frances Bean

Courtney Love and Francis Bean at the Roxy, Pics Pictures and Photos I haven't seen pictures of this girl since she was like 8, but she accompanied her mom to her show at the Roxy last night. Is it just me, or does she look just like Kurt? Wow. Update: I was intrigued by this, so I went back and pulled a bunch more photos of her. I've posted them here as thumbnails. My God, this girl is the spitting image of Kurt Cobain. It's almost chilling. Update Update: Okay, okay. I know you guys don't think this is Frances Bean. Read here for more info on this scandal. ...

A Day in the Life of Paris Hilton, Brought to You by Taco Bell

Paris Hilton at Taco Bell, Looking at the Menu, Pics, Pictures and Photos Does Paris Hilton really need to walk into the Taco Bell? Don't they all have a drive-thru? Does she really need to ponder solemnly over the menu? Honestly, Paris, save some of that solemn pondering for all that humanitarian work you totally forgot you said you were going to do. No, Paris Hilton doesn't need to make an entire photo op out of a trip to Taco Bell. But she did anyway. Probably because Taco Bell's paying her to, and possibly just because she thinks it's funny. Regardless,...

Let Me Get That For Ya

This is twisted and quite amusing. I am a big fan of the Sans Pants fellows. For more of their funny check out their website www.sanspantsproductions.com They are also big fans of the Beet. We like fans. />This is twisted and quite amusing. I am a big fan of the Sans Pants fellows. For more of their funny check out their website www.sanspantsproductions.com They are also big fans of the Beet. We like fans. ...

Lindsay and Samantha Ronson: Together Again?

Lindsay Lohan at Mel’s Diner, Pictures, Pics, Photos Lindsay Lohan and BFF/on-and-off lesbian lover Samantha Ronson are wasting no time in celebrating Lindsay's release from rehab and SamRo's new, even butcher, haircut. While World War III was kicking off over at Hyde, Lindsay and Samantha were both spotted at Les Deux (the photos are from last night). Lindsay later met up with friends at Mel's Diner in WeHo. SamRo didn't appear to make the trip. Photo credit: Buzz Foto...