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Am I supposed to be surprised that there's a Kate Moss sex tape? [A Socialite's Life] Kelly Clarkson is such a prude. [Celebrity Smack] Ja Rule got arrested over the weekend. [Bossip] I walked out on that one Matt Damon movie where he's all skinny. And Geronimo. [Pajiba] Do they have a 12-step program for poor typing skills, Courtney Love? [Agent Bedhead] R.I.P., Tammy Faye Messner. [popbytes] Penelope Cruz is wearing a bikini and picking something out of her ear. [Celebslam] Dude, you know what sucks worse than having your ex-girlfriend sue you for giving her herpes? NYPD Blue. [Cele|bitchy] The Celebrity Cum Countdown. [College Humor] What could Kristin Davis and Kim Kardashian possibly have to talk about? [Drunken Stepfather]
Well, it's a far cry from the umbrella (ella ella, hey hey hey) attacks we were treated to back in the day, but Britney Spears did manage to call a paparazzo a "fat fuck" over the weekend, with little Sean Preston well within ear shot. />
Well, it's a far cry from the umbrella (ella ella, hey hey hey) attacks we were treated to back in the day, but Britney Spears did manage to call a paparazzo a "fat fuck" over the weekend, with little Sean Preston well within ear shot. ...
If you "Wannabe" at one of the stops on the Spice Girls' upcoming tour, you'll have even more chances to "Say You'll Be There." The Girls' manager wants to "Spice Up Your Life" (and his bank account) by adding 25 more dates to their comeback tour. This would basically double the $20.5 mil the girls stand to earn for the tour, but it's got some of them concerned that the tour will be "Too Much" to handle while raising school-age children. Victoria has three young boys she just relocated to Los Angeles, Mel B. has an 8-year-old daughter (with a former husband) and a...
This is pretty fucking adorable.
Zahara Jolie-Pitt feeds her brother Pax some manner of food on what appears to be a faux camping trip of some sort.
How does Angelina do it? When my sister and I were that age, I wasn't feeding her anything, except for this one time I put Tabasco sauce on her bread. And then she beat my ass. And we were, like, ages 5 and 3. Everything in Angelina Jolie's life is just magically wonderful and we all have to live with that. ...
Okay, if we're gonna be all over LiLo's ass for breaking out of rehab every now and then, let's note that Brigitte Nielsen checked into rehab, like, five minutes before this photo was taken. She stepped out to attend the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav with her husband, Mattia Dessi, and I am saddened to admit that I know exactly who this guy is because I watched both The Surreal Life and Flavor of Love and honestly if anyone wants to be my boyfriend the position is open and really needs t...
Paris Hilton looks soooo happy to be attending the Life Rolls On benefit in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The foundation "exists to be a grassroots resource that provides hope and is an advocate on behalf of young people whose lives have been affected by spinal cord injury." The "honorary co-chairpersons" for the event were Kelly Slater and Minnie Driver (and, if they were there, WireImage's photogs missed them), and Molly Sims and Brooke Burns showed up as well.
But I suppose if I'm going to s...
Nah, I'm kidding. She was actually dressed like that in the Hamptons. But she may as well have been filming that movie. It can't do any worse than The Wedding Date, right?
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Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are the most adorable couple ever. I've basically convinced myself that Kelly Ripa is my big sister and that my mother is going to approach me eventually and let me know about the child she put up for adoption when she was 16 who now happens to be Kelly Ripa. I idolize her. Like, you know how old people are about Kathie Lee? I'm like that with Kelly Ripa.
Anyway, she's adorable and hilarious and gorgeous and famous and a mother and a wife and her life is perf...
At Nobu on Saturday night....
Well, Lindsay, I hope you're loving sobriety, because it looks like you'll have plenty of time to focus on it.
La Lohan's next slated role, in the Shirley MacLaine-starring Poor Things, was supposed to begin filming when she got out of rehab. Production had been halted to give Ms. Lohan some time to get that whole addictive binge drinking thing under control, but it looks like they needn't have bothered; production's been shut down entirely.
According to a Page Six source, "Ms. Lohan's ...