This would just be soooo great.
The ever-enterprising Jenna Jameson's making a film version of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and apparently she has her eye on Scarlett Johansson for the starring role.
“I tapped up Scarlett for the part," she says, "and I’m very excited about the film."
Asked why she wouldn't be playing the role herself, Jenna responded, "You know, the truth is, I'm not really a very good actress. I do well on camera when someone puts a cock in my mouth, bu...
Did Jessica Alba dump her boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her? [Derek Hail] Jamie Pressley goes for "Pirate slut chic" on her birthday. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out Lindsay Lohan's Jill Stuart ads. [POTP] Heidi Klum sluts it up for Arena magazine. [Fatback & Collards]
Faith Hill doesn't want anyone else grabbing her husband's balls. [Jordan] Usher calls off his wedding at the very last minute. [Holy Candy] They're really making a Saw IV? I'm still having nightmares about the first one. [popbytes] Jessica Simpson's planning to make a country album. You know, because Dukes of Hazzard did so well. [Cele|bitchy] When Supermodels Get Old: Jerry Hall rocks the bikini. [Celebslam]
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WHICH actress' weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? She only started shedding some of the weight when he forced her to terminate her pregnancy.
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Paris Hilton's making a comeback, baby, and the wonky eye is coming along for the ride!
The wonky eye has been in hiding recently -- it was probably really traumatized by the jail stay and wasn't quite as ready to face the public again as the rest of Paris's body -- but we can all breathe a sigh of relief, because it's back! Paris has just announced that she's working on a new film and a new album, so I just can't think of a better way to herald the return of the wonky eye! Welcome back, b...
Danica McKellar, who played adorable girl-next-door Winnie on The Wonder Years, is hoping to send a positive message to young women with her new book, Math Doesn't Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math Without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail. Danica hopes the book will help encourage young women, who traditionally fall behind boys in the discipline around middle school, to stop hating math so much.
After finishing The Wonder Years, Danica pursued a degree in mathematics at UCLA, manag...
Because, you know, when it was just one sex tape and one DUI, it was kind of funny to leave these two alone with small children and farm animals. But now we're dealing with multiple recorded hours of drug use, racist rants, probable herpes infections, pregnancies out of wedlock, three DUIs and two jail sentences, and all of a sudden no one really wants their kids on TV quite that badly anymore. ...
Because you'll definitely want to drop some before you catch her Sweet Escape tour. These are a few pics from the tour's stop in Sydney. Honestly, people, how can you not get high for this?
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So I'm flipping through a bunch of photos from the Stardust premiere in LA, and I can't help but notice that Miss Claire Danes has a distinctly man-like quality in all of them. Is this just me? Has she always kind of had a mannish facial structure? Or has all that homewrecking just given her an extra dose of testosterone recently? What do you guys think?
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Remember the good old days, when the worst thing we had to say about Britney Spears was that she married Kevin Federline? Back when we thought he was the problem? Oh, how very wrong we were!
Another disastrous chapter in Britney's life (and, by extension, all of ours) has come to a close, as her divorce from Kevin was finalized today.
It looks like Kevin's getting $15K/month in child support as well as $20K/month in spousal support, but the spousal support will come to an end in November...
From the big house to the big screen, Paris Hilton's lined up yet another movie role.
Hilton will star in 2008's Repo! The Genetic Musical, which appears to a be a futuristic, sci-fi musical centering around the demise of the human race. Paris calls it a "unique project," and she's right; it's unique in that they hired her. "I've been rehearsing every day—seven hours a day," said Hilton. "We're just in the studio. We're doing dance and singing. We go shoot next month in Toronto." P...
American Idol's Constantine leaves Les Deux on Saturday night looking mighty wasted. How'd this guy even get in?...