TOP 10 DRAMA SERIES FINALISTS Boston Legal Dexter Friday Night Lights Grey's Anatomy Heroes House Lost Rome The Sopranos 24 Not Nominated: Deadwood Rescue Me The Tudors The Shield Brothers & Sisters Gilmore Girls Battlestar Galactica The Riches TOP 10 COMEDY SERIES FINALISTS Desperate Housewives Entourage Extras My Name is Earl The Office Scrubs Thirty Rock Two and a Half Men Ugly Betty Weeds Not Nominated: The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Met Your Mother Everybody Hates ChrisPerhaps most amusing are the comments they actually received from the judges. Says one judge: "I gave my number one vote to 'Lost." It was by far and away the best thing in the room in my opinion, followed by 'Grey's Anatomy.' I didn't think I was going to be able to make it through 'Rome.' That show is absolutely stroke inducing. A minute more and I would have cracked." The same judge says: "'30 Rock' would win with [their submitted episode]. Watch out for that show. That's all I have to say. Haha. I wasn't really even that much of a fan before today." That's right, folks. The people choosing your Emmy winners are the same people haphazardly typing "Haha" into their BlackBerries. Shedding further light on all the MFA thesis analysis that goes into these decisions, another judge notes that he "thought 'Entourage' was the best. I ranked it number one, but maybe that's just because I love the show so much as a regular viewer." He put 'The Office' "somewhere in the middle — I can't remember." Good God, people. Joan Rivers puts more thought into analyzing the dresses people wear to the Emmys than you put into choosing the winners. The Emmy noms will be formally announced on July 19. />The folks over at the L.A. Times' Envelope were the lucky recipients of some assorted BlackBerry messages from judges at the Emmy contenders panel screening over the weekend, and, based on that input, they've compiled a list of the top ten contenders in the two key categories. They were also kind enough to point out some of the snubbed series in these categories. From their site: TOP 10 DRAMA SERIES FINALISTS Boston Legal Dexter Friday Night Lights Grey's Anatomy Heroes House Lost R...
Shia LeBoeuf is all like, "Yeah, I'd totally do Megan Fox, and you would, too." Do you like how six months ago you wouldn't have known who either of those people were? The magic of Hollywood! [Fatback & Collards] You know, when she's in a bikini, Eva Longoria is sort of flat-chested. I find a sick comfort in that. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy] Carrot Top. Roasting Flava Flav. On Comedy Central. Soon. [SOW] Fantasia Barrino has a clit piercing. Interestingly enough, so does Clay Aiken. [Bossip] Honestly, Kate Moss, you're dating a heroin addict. You can't exactly be upset when he cheats on you. [Agent Bedhead] Liv Tyler celebrates her 30th birthday with her husband and son. [Cele|bitchy] Paris Hilton is wearing what might technically be called a one-piece swimsuit. Maybe she really is a changed person ... [Celebslam] Jessica Simpson's new movie might actually -- what's the word? -- suck. Come on. You didn't need Joel Siegel to tell you that. [Derek Hail] Paula Abdul's new series reminds us what a trainwreck she is. [Pajiba] Lindsay Lohan gets an iPhone and you don't. But, then again, you got to drink on your 21st birthday, so, really, who wins there? [The Grumpiest] How many days until the uncensored versions of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo naked hit the web? We're taking bets. [Drunken Stepfather] The Noxema girl gets to touch McSteamy's wee wee. [Gabby Babble] Holy shit. So, you know Criss Angel, that magician who's been famous lately for dating Cameron Diaz?? He's married, and he's having some trouble making that bitch disappear. [GTS] Don't fucking tell Elizabeth Hurley that a six-year-old can't rock a leopard-print bikini without it being too sexual. [Celebrity Smack] Movie critic Joel Siegel passed away. [popbytes] Jodie Sweetin got some new titties, so either she's prepping for a comeback or she's the Olsen twins' new drug mule. [The Blemish] Nicole Richie's all like, "Look, I may have been a heroin addict, but I looked fucking good doing it." [POTP] Jesse Metcalfe's preparing for his brief and torrid affair with the music industry. [Holy Candy] Lauryn Hill's Oakland show turns half the damn audience into refugees. [Cele|bitchy]