Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Stewart and Calum Best?

Kimberly Stewart Dating Lindsay Lohan’s Ex-Boyfriend Calum Best Ah, D-list love. Perhaps Kim Stewart was dissatisfied with the level of press coverage she was getting from porking Tommy Lee, or perhaps she was acting on orders from Paris Hilton, who was quietly managing to ruin Lindsay Lohan's life even while waging war on jail recidivism rates by creating transitional housing for former female inmates having her hair extensions dyed. Or maybe these two just share that special bond two people inevitably forge when they're both famous for absolutely nothing. W...

UCLA Student Gets Paris Hilton’s Old Phone Number

UCLA Student Gets Paris Hilton’s Old Cell Phone Number It is such a slow news day that the L.A. Times ran a piece on the young lady who inherited Paris Hilton's most recently discarded cellular telephone number. Shira Barlow had her new cellphone number for only two days when the flood of calls began. Birthday wishes, inquiries about locations for "in" parties, requests to get on guest lists at the hottest Los Angeles nightclubs. Most of the calls were placed between 2 and 4 a.m. on weekends. Some were annoying. Many involved slurred words. So what sort of juicy details do you learn when you're the possessor of Paris Hilton's old phone number? ...

Britney’s Got A(nother) New Man

britney_john1.JPG If I were Britney Spears, by now I'd keep a pile of Non-Disclosure Agreements in my bedside drawer, right next to the condoms. (Condoms? Who am I kidding?) Real-estate investor-slash-drug-counselor John Sundahl, 38, is the latest in a seemingly inexhaustible list of men who are happy to gab to the press about how much fun it is to fuck Britney. Sundahl stands out from the crowd, though, by being the first one to drag bowel surgery into this mess. "When I was in the hospital [for bowel sur...

Okay, So, After Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Get Married Tomorrow, Can We Stop Talking About Them Forever?

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Are Boring I mean, I guess Tony plays some manner of sport, and maybe he's still relevant in that context -- I wouldn't know -- so if you sports people still want to talk about him, I guess that's okay with me, but can we just never hear about Eva Longoria again, please? How this woman continues to be relevant baffles me. Desperate Housewives hasn't been good since what feels like some point during the Reagan administration, her film career never even started (she has one movie coming out in 2007, and ...

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Don’t Like Me Very Much Today :(

Nick Lachey Vanessa Minnillo Do It Doggy Style in a Hot Tub I've attached here, for your perusal, the three-page cease and desist I got from Nick and Vanessa's legal eagles this evening. They are very unhappy that I posted these pictures, as I, too, would probably be unhappy if someone took pictures of me making an "O" face. Here's my favorite part: there's a line in there that says that the "Illegal Photos are copyright protected, to which my clients, by virtue of written assignment and transfer, have obtained the exclusive copyright and all r...

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Sounds like Paris Hilton was sluttin' it up in Hawaii. Changed indeed. [POTP]

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey hit the beach. [Drunken Stepfather]

Hells yeah! Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are working on their first screenplay together since Good Will Hunting. [Cele|bitchy]

Janet Jackson went and got fat again. [The Blemish]

This is a pretty cool mash-up of Rihanna's "Umbrella" with 80's hits. [popbytes]

Diddy's baby mama ditches his ass. [Bossip]

J. Lo is still trying to get people to stop calling her J. Lo. She's been at it for like five years now. Not gonna happen, baby. [IBBB]

Alessandra Ambrosia and a bikini. You're welcome. [Celebslam]

/>Sounds like Paris Hilton was sluttin' it up in Hawaii. Changed indeed. [POTP] Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey hit the beach. [Drunken Stepfather] Hells yeah! Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are working on their first screenplay together since Good Will Hunting. [Cele|bitchy] Janet Jackson went and got fat again. [The Blemish] This is a pretty cool mash-up of Rihanna's "Umbrella" with 80's hits. [popbytes] Diddy's baby mama ditches his ass. [Bossip] J. Lo is still trying to get people to stop calling her J. Lo. She's been at it for like five years now. Not gonna happen, baby. [IBBB] Alessandra Ambrosia and a...

Next Big Thing?

Emma Watson Here is Miss Emma Watson on the red carpet for "Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix." I have to say that she really has matured into a lovely young woman. Thankfully they didn't sex her up too much and opted to give her some light makeup and a cute little dress. They really lucked out that their female lead who they picked when she was a child turned into a bit of a hottie. I really think the same people that cast this movie helped Angelina Jolie pick her children. How do they know how kids...

Fashion Vicitm of the Week

lilycole.jpeg I love it when gorgeous models seem to look bad on purpose. This lovely lady Lily Cole is a model in England. Here she is attending the Arena X party in London. She decided, since he has a hot bod to wear some sort of shortie outfit with weird pageboy shoes then wrap a lace curtain around her. I know she was going for something that mixed sex and lace but it really looks like she forgot her pants and found something in her grandma's house to wrap around her to go to the party. Gotta give p...

Hayden Hits a Sour Note

I have heard for some time that Hayden Panettiere was attempting to launch a music career and I had my doubts that outside of her Disney produced voice she probobly wasn't working with much. This suspison was confirmed when I saw this video of Hayden singing the National Anthem on July 4th. She looks gorgeous and I have to say she is a heck of a little actress but on a bad day I sang this song much better at my high school basketball game. I have to give her props for remembering the words though...I always had problems with that. /> I have heard for some time that Hayden Panettiere was attempting to launch a music career and I had my doubts that outside of her Disney produced voice she probobly wasn't working with much. This suspison was confirmed when I saw this video of Hayden singing the National Anthem on July 4th. She looks gorgeous and I have to say she is a heck of a little actress but on a bad day I sang this song much better at my high school basketball game. I have to give her props for remembering the words...