Happy birthday, Evil Beet! This site was born a year ago today. Man, anything and everything has changed since then -- The Beet has been about the only constant in my life over the past year -- and I can't stress enough how grateful I am to everyone who reads and everyone who links in here. You guys make my day, every day.
And thank you to Evil T and Spiteful Lars for coming along for the ride with me -- you guys are talented and amazing as both writers and friends; I love you to pieces, a...
Um, top 10 celebrity boobs, brought to you by a couple of gay dudes. And, predictably, they are perfect. [LA Rag Mag] Kevin Federline's dating a DJ, so I guess he found someone whose voice is heard on the radio more often than Britney's these days. [Allie] Hey! Guess what? Kim Kardashian's ass? Still huge. [Holy Candy] A photog gets his ass kicked outside the ESPY awards. That's what you get for fucking with Rumer Willis, people. [Celebrity Smack] Sobriety is certainly not going stop Courtney Love from trashing a hotel room. Just like it hasn't stopped Britney Spears from drinking alcohol. [SOW] It's that time of month again, kids: rumors of Paula Abdul getting the boot at AI have hit the web. [Agent Bedhead] Dude, if Miss New Jersey loses her crown over these retarded pictures, I will officially lose all respect for beauty pageants ... oh, wait. [GTS] Greatest. Ad Campaign. Ever. I'm thinking Hillary Clinton should hire these guys pronto. [Flisted] Ivanka Trump's all like, "I'm way too good for The View. I mean, do you people even know how smart I am?" [Cele|bitchy]
David Gilmore, the very talented artist over at PrettyOnTheOutside, did this hilarious sketch poking fun of this photo. Just had to share it with you all!...
The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it's ridiculous.
Victoria's look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she's embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it...
We're getting a lot of search hits for "Brandon Davis dead," because apparently there are rumors flying around that he died in Miami last night. Tragically, he did not. ...
"After 10 years, I have decided to end my on-again/off-again relationship with Sean `Diddy' Combs," reads a statement released by Diddy's baby mama. "In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children."
I find the first part of this statement so, so fu...
This is the second time this week.
At Hyde last night.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto
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If you wake up in cold sweats every now and then because you had this horrible nightmare that they canceled Studio 60 and then have to face the staggering reality that they actually did, there's light at the end of this dark, Jordan McDeere-less tunnel.
Aaron Sorkin has been tapped to write a screenplay for DreamWorks about the trial of the 1968 anti-war activists known as the Chicago Seven.
The film is part of a three-picture deal Sorkin just signed with DreamWorks ... and is bein...
It appears as though all Paris Hilton's claims that she was treated "just like any other inmate -- no better, no worse" may hold about as much truth as her statement that she'd never done drugs.
The Sheriff's Department yesterday opened up an investigation into allegations that Paris received all sorts of special treatment in the slammer.
The internal probe will examine whether the hotel heiress was given free access to a cordless phone instead of being forced to wait in line to use a pay phone at cert...
Miss Anna Faris, one of my favorite little-seen starlets, showed up at the premiere of We Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry looking like, well, not like Anna Faris. Ms. Faris filed for divorce in early April, but it appears the new face predates that. Looking through the WireImage archives, it would seem the new face debuted at Sundance in January -- the last photo of the old face is from November 2006. I can't even quite pinpoint what she had done, but she looks like a totally different person, and it kinda bums me out, because she had such an adorable, unique look before. Now she just kind of looks like a ...
Posh and Becks arrived at LAX this evening. They're here to stay. And, so far, Posh is not making good on her promise to "smile more for America."
Let the fun begin.
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I just had to point this out to anyone who missed it, because I laughed for like an hour over this.
TMZ's a division of AOL/Time Warner, which has, you know, assets and stuff, so they can't exactly go around calling people big ole dykes, but they want you to know they know exactly what Queen Latifah's doing with her free time.
Her heinieness was seen power-walking in faaaaaaaabulous West Hollywood yesterday, with her perky lil' trainer/galpal.
Her majesty ate up the red carpet yester...