I heard that you were going to be a musician now. I guess I thought that meant you were going to play music. I didn't understand that you were going to be, specifically, Eminem.
At a Malibu beach party on Saturday. ...
Shanna and Travis are over ... again. [Cele|bitchy] Brandon Davis's parents are all like, "Um, yeah, so, we're not going to finance the destruction of our family name anymore." [A Socialite's Life] OMG, they're still doing the Warped tour? I haven't heard about that thing since high school. Am I really that out of touch? Yes. Yes I am. [Bree] The actual swimsuits from Jessica Simpson's new swimsuit line. (You know, the ones I don't care enough about to actually post myself.) [GTS] Amy Winehouse is going to keep canceling her gigs as long as you dumbasses keep booking them. [Agent Bedhead] Aunt Becky and Danny Tanner! Together at last! [IBBB] Natasha Bedingfield thinks rehab would be a nice place to rest up and get some good publicity. [Daily Stab]
It's weird when you're up close and personal with a story and get to see how quickly it can get twisted.
On Friday, July 13, I got this email from Nick, the owner of Celebslam.com and generally a very cool guy:
Sorry about my second email in two days (you know I hardly ever send these out) but I may have something newsworthy...
I caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat this morning (someone hooked me up with her email a few months ago NOT the one that everyone already knows about) where she made the surprise admission that someone may have stolen nude pictures of her taken by ex-fling Calum Best.
Took a screenshot of the conversation: http://www.celebslam.com/lindsays-lohan-cordial-chat
Nick
Owner/Editor
Celebslam.com
I didn't run the story because I'm pretty sure Lindsay was pulling this shit out of her ass. I believe Nick had the conversation with Lindsay, but I think she was fucking with him. She knew Nick was a blogger, and she knew this shit would land her in the papers. She was still in rehab, so she was sober when this convo took place, and she's too smart to hand a blogger this kind of info and then be "shocked" when the info hits the web. I think she's full of shit.
Today, I read this in the NY post:
Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.
In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."
Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."
Okay, NY Post, that is sooo not what happened. Celebslam doesn't have those pics. Celebslam doesn't know where they are. They probably don't exist at all. And how hard is it to go to the site, read the article, and get your story straight? The mainstream media is retarded. />It's weird when you're up close and personal with a story and get to see how quickly it can get twisted.
On Friday, July 13, I got this email from Nick, the owner of Celebslam.com and generally a very cool guy:
Sorry about my second email in two days (you know I hardly ever send these out) but I may have something newsworthy...
I caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat this morning (someone hooked me up with her email a few months ago NOT the one that everyone already knows about) where she m...
I don't know what to say about these pictures of Katie Holmes arriving (sans Tom) at the NYC premiere of Hairspray to support her Scientology cohort, John Travolta.
The truth is, I don't have anything mean to say. She looks great. She doesn't look particularly brainwashed. The hair is precious. The dress is perfect. The make-up is just right. She's not wearing sunglasses. She's not dwarfing her husband. She's not too big and she's not too small. She has almost -- almost -- reclaimed the ...
I know. I know. I don't care. You don't care. But I wondered about it last week, and the gossip gods answered me this week with this photo of the two of them at the Genetic Denim party in Miami (they co-hosted the event). ...
...
This is Dennis Rodman and a famewhore on the red carpet at the after party of Jessica Simpson's new swimsuit line debut.
It's a well-known mantra in the fashion world: if you can't get Anna Wintour there, get Dennis Rodman.
What does he even do these days? Does he still play basketball? Is this really the level to which he must stoop in order to get anyone to write anything about him? Sad, Mr. Rodman. Very sad.
Also, is that a tranny?
...
So I think this means she's officially out of rehab.
Lindsay Lohan, who is finally 21, popped her Vegas cherry this weekend (hey, it's the last one she had left!) by hitting up PURE nightclub.
And you know what?
She looks great!
She looks healthy and happy and sexy and clothed and you know what else?
I don't care what the other blogs are saying. I think the little bitch stayed sober.
Rock on, Linds.
...
DJ Samantha Ronson, known more lately for what her fingers are doing with Lindsay Lohan than what they're doing with a turntable, has struck back against two gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit.
Ronson, herself a budding celebrity deejay, is striking back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lohan's car after an infamous fender-bender was actually hers.
Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs as Perez Hi...
I'm in the weirdest mood tonight. I did a favor for a friend today and as a thank you she gave me a hot stone massage (I'm serious -- this is LA, people), and it really feels like she gave me about eight Valium instead. So I can't bring myself to do links, or anything even remotely productive right now. (Although, MK will be be glad to hear that I did eat the leftover onion rings from Kate Mantilini tonight.) I may do some links in the morning, but, until then, here are some of my friends' sites to ch...
They're married! That right folks, this weekend Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell just got their matrimony on. Romijn best known for hitting it (and quitting it) with that guy from Full House who had a perm, John Stamos. Oh wait, she also went through six hours of makeup per day when she played a naked and blue colored X-Person in X-Men.
Jerry O'Connell is best known for his work in... wait for it... Crossing Jordan. Or a bit part in Jerry Maguire. Aw, who am I kidding, he's not known. Bu...
Okay, before I get all the hate mail, let me clarify that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat by, you know, Missouri standards (sorry Missouri readers, but prove me wrong), but she's way fat by Hollywood standards. As a teenager I remember reading article after article in Seventeen about "Working Out with Jennifer Love Hewitt" and "How Jennifer Love Hewitt Maintains Her Body" and now I feel like I should be reading an article called "I Know What You Did with That Entire Family-Size Bag of Cheetos." ...