Today's Evil Beet Gossip

CSI Star Lashes Out at TMZ Photog

Gary Dourdan from CSI Beats Up TMZ Photographer Well, this is one way to get your name in the papers. CSI star Gary Dourdan went apeshit on a TMZ photographer outside Hyde, beating him violently after mistaking him for someone else. You can check out video of the event here. According to TMZ: Clad in leather biker gear, Dourdan violently grabbed our photog outside Hyde, who the actor had mistaken for another guy, and slammed him to the pavement several times, sending his head bouncing into concrete over and over again -- all while ...

Bunny Andre?

fluffy-baby-bunny.jpg Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre have finally named their new baby girl....Bunny. I am all for crazy celebrity names but are you supposed to give a baby a porn star name? Can you imagine "paging Dr. Bunny Andre?" More like "Bunny Andre XXX Hot and Wild." See my point? No matter what this crazy couple does however, I just love them dearly. I actually bought an OK Magazine in transit this week for about $12 dollars US. I hate the pound. Hopefully cute pics of Bunny Andre com...

You Can Only Ride the Dragon So Long

Dave Chappelle Probably Does Drugs Let me preface this by saying I think Dave Chappelle is one of the funniest guys in the business. He's super duper funny. In fact, as I noted back in the day, (the "day" being April 18th) I'm a big ol' fan of his antics. That said, the man is clearly on drugs. Check this out: LOS ANGELES (AP) — Dave Chappelle was hospitalized over the weekend for exhaustion, his publicist said Tuesday. The 33-year-old comedian checked into an emergency room on Saturday and was released a few hours later, publicist Carla Sims said. "It was exhaustio...

So You Think You Can Dance: Last Week Wrap Up

So the T has been in a country where she actually met somebody who didn't know that Paris Hilton had been in jail. I guess news of Paris's brief jail stay hasn't hit Madagascar yet. I've been a bit out of the loop with TV in general which makes me a bit sad. Note to travelers, Croatia is the most beautiful country in the world but they are about six years behind in TV. I actually watched an episode of "Family Matters." Before the dancing Nigel addresses the controversy from Jessi leaving last week. I was a bit bummed about that being that she was one of my favorite girls on the show. Lacey and Kameron- They are tackling the Hustle which sounds a bit odd as a choice of dance and their rehearsal looks like they were having some problems. They start the dance with Kameron doing some fancy acro moves. They have really made Lacey look super hot this week. I thought I would hate this as I really usually think the 70s is a decade that one should just forget but the dance was super fun and sassy. Their lifts are just awesome and the judges just love it. Nigel is worried that Lacey is keeping Kameron through in the show. Shauna and Cedric- This is the most awkward mambo that I have ever seen. In rehearsals Alex shows us that he not so much knows how to dance but knows how to do that weird shakey thing. He gives it a chance but just looks weird and hunched over. The judges give him props for really getting a handle on this dance. In the end they do pretty well and it is the first week that Cedric seems to actually step it up. He really needs to go home. Anya and Danny- These two get a lyrical routine which is just amazing. Danny is just a beautiful lyrical dancer and honestly I would love to just watch him spin all day. These two really can just turn up the sex even though Danny lets us know his fun fact is that he is obsessed with designer sunglasses. Hmmmmmm. The judges enjoy it fully but let Danny know that he needs to get America excited about him. Sara and Pasha- They are going to be doing West Coast Swing and Benji the champ from last year is going to choreograph it with Heidi. Benji hams it up for the camera and really I remember why won last year...he is too funny. The dance starts off a bit shakey but really they hit their stride when they just start to be cute. Sara really doesn't do it for me but I feel as though they will get votes because of their choreographer. Nigel thinks they had the magic and the other judges follow suit. Read More />So the T has been in a country where she actually met somebody who didn't know that Paris Hilton had been in jail. I guess news of Paris's brief jail stay hasn't hit Madagascar yet. I've been a bit out of the loop with TV in general which makes me a bit sad. Note to travelers, Croatia is the most beautiful country in the world but they are about six years behind in TV. I actually watched an episode of "Family Matters." Before the dancing Nigel addresses the controversy from Jessi leaving last...

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Looks like Jessica Simpson may be hooking up with Dane Cook again. [Gabsmash]

Tara Reid is bringing flabby back. [Gabby Babble]

Lily Allen's got a third nipple. See, Amy Winehouse, even with your eye makeup and Elvira hair, you've been out-freaked. [POTP]

Weeds is coming back ... now with more Mary-Kate Olsen. [popbytes]

Val Kilmer got fat. [Celebslam]

Simon Cowell puts Kelly Clarkson in her place. [Cele|bitchy]

Dude, it would make my day if Bridget Moynahan had her baby on Gisele's birthday. [Holy Candy]

The Victoria Beckham special bombed in the ratings. It got beat by a Wife Swap rerun. Hm, that gives me an idea ... somebody get me Katie Holmes on the phone. [A Socialite's Life]

I cannot believe there is drama surrounding the choice of which Springfield in which to premiere The Simpsons movie. Get over it, Oregon! Vermont beat your ass! [Defamer]

/>Looks like Jessica Simpson may be hooking up with Dane Cook again. [Gabsmash] Tara Reid is bringing flabby back. [Gabby Babble] Lily Allen's got a third nipple. See, Amy Winehouse, even with your eye makeup and Elvira hair, you've been out-freaked. [POTP] Weeds is coming back ... now with more Mary-Kate Olsen. [popbytes] Val Kilmer got fat. [Celebslam] Simon Cowell puts Kelly Clarkson in her place. [Cele|bitchy] Dude, it would make my day if Bridget Moynahan had her baby on Gisele's birthday. [Holy Candy] The Vi...

The Last Harry Potter Book Has Hit BitTorrent

Harry Potter Book Leaked Online, Where to Find It Yup, that's right. Like a Tori Amos album, this thing leaked days before its planned release date. I'm not going to tell you where to get it. But if you know where to look for BitTorrents, you know where to look for this. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a gossip blog. TorrentSpy.com, guys. Update: This thing is pretty worthless. I'm not a big Harry Potter fan, but I went ahead and downloaded it just to see if anyone dies. But basically someone just took photos -- from pretty far...

NBC is Hitting Up ABC’s Sloppy Seconds

Isaiah Washington Signs Deal with NBC to Guest Star in Bionic Woman Isaiah Washington's getting passed around Hollywood like a high-school cheerleader. After ABC dumped him for calling co-star T.R. Knight a "faggot" (and then repeating the word in a freakin' press conference), it looked as though Isaiah was on the fast track to an E! True Hollywood Story, but it appears he may be have been given a second chance. NBC, for whatever reason, has decided they want to work with the infamously difficult actor on their new series The Bionic Woman. Washington wi...

Paris Hilton’s New Man is Very Articulate

Check out the YouTube interviews of Paris Hilton's new 21-year-old man, Tyler Atkins. These were done in late June of this year. I guess, since Lindsay Lohan dated Calum Best, it's time for Paris to date a guy with a hot accent, too. (He tells the story referenced in the NY Daily News in Part 1, starting around the 2:50 mark.) Part 1 Part 2 />Check out the YouTube interviews of Paris Hilton's new 21-year-old man, Tyler Atkins. These were done in late June of this year. I guess, since Lindsay Lohan dated Calum Best, it's time for Paris to date a guy with a hot accent, too. (He tells the story referenced in the NY Daily News in Part 1, starting around the 2:50 mark.) Part 1 Part 2 ...

Is This Paris Hilton’s New Guy?

Paris Hilton with New Boyfriend Tyler Atkins, T-Shirt Designer, Pics, Pictures and Photos Meet Tyler Atkins. He's 21 years old. He's the designer behind Kitson fave t-shirt line Rock Stars & Angels. And he may be fucking Paris Hilton. According to the Daily News, Paris and Tyler were "making out like teenagers" at a recent Malibu beach party. On June 20, Tyler said the following about hanging out with a "famous chick" in the Hollywood Hills an interview: She's like a full pill-popper ... she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, 'Yeah, fuck it ...

Links and Kittens

Cute Kittens A commenter mentioned the other day that she liked it when I was running pictures of cute animals during the Anna Nicole Aftermath, so here are cute kittens with the links. Oprah's dog died. No, not Gayle. [popbytes] Kylie Minogue is back with Olivier Mar ... snore ... [Cele|bitchy] Paris Hilton goes surfing. [Jordan] Britney's back in the pink wig. [Cityrag] Cameron Diaz rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] David Beckham spends the night before his first practice session with The Galaxy partying ...