Britney Spears Is Not an Addict

Really, ya’ll. She doesn’t have a problem. It’s just that during her recent photo shoot with OK! magazine, her eyes were rolling back in her head, probably as a result of her frequent bathroom trips, and execs are currently wringing their hands trying to figure out what to do about the awful pics.

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.

You’re not hallucinating, Brit. In a figurative sense, the ceiling is about to cave in on you.

And it just gets better!

We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci
dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic! As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic!

Apparently even her cousin/BFF Alli has abandoned her, deciding Britney’s antics were just too much to deal with. Even her enablers are tired of enabling her!

But, just so you know, Britney absolutely, positively does not have a problem with drugs and alcohol.