Am I supposed to be surprised that there’s a Kate Moss sex tape? [A Socialite’s Life]
Kelly Clarkson is such a prude. [Celebrity Smack]
Ja Rule got arrested over the weekend. [Bossip]
I walked out on that one Matt Damon movie where he’s all skinny. And Geronimo. [Pajiba]
Do they have a 12-step program for poor typing skills, Courtney Love? [Agent Bedhead]