Shanna and Travis are over … again. [Cele|bitchy]
Brandon Davis’s parents are all like, “Um, yeah, so, we’re not going to finance the destruction of our family name anymore.” [A Socialite’s Life]
OMG, they’re still doing the Warped tour? I haven’t heard about that thing since high school. Am I really that out of touch? Yes. Yes I am. [Bree]
The actual swimsuits from Jessica Simpson’s new swimsuit line. (You know, the ones I don’t care enough about to actually post myself.) [GTS]
Amy Winehouse is going to keep canceling her gigs as long as you dumbasses keep booking them. [Agent Bedhead]
Aunt Becky and Danny Tanner! Together at last! [IBBB]
Natasha Bedingfield thinks rehab would be a nice place to rest up and get some good publicity. [Daily Stab]