Um, top 10 celebrity boobs, brought to you by a couple of gay dudes. And, predictably, they are perfect. [LA Rag Mag]
Kevin Federline’s dating a DJ, so I guess he found someone whose voice is heard on the radio more often than Britney’s these days. [Allie]
Hey! Guess what? Kim Kardashian’s ass? Still huge. [Holy Candy]
A photog gets his ass kicked outside the ESPY awards. That’s what you get for fucking with Rumer Willis, people. [Celebrity Smack]
Sobriety is certainly not going stop Courtney Love from trashing a hotel room. Just like it hasn’t stopped Britney Spears from drinking alcohol. [SOW]
It’s that time of month again, kids: rumors of Paula Abdul getting the boot at AI have hit the web. [Agent Bedhead]
Dude, if Miss New Jersey loses her crown over these retarded pictures, I will officially lose all respect for beauty pageants … oh, wait. [GTS]
Greatest. Ad Campaign. Ever. I’m thinking Hillary Clinton should hire these guys pronto. [Flisted]
Ivanka Trump’s all like, “I’m way too good for The View. I mean, do you people even know how smart I am?” [Cele|bitchy]
I don’t get the ESPY awards. What’s the point? They get picked by who? Fans?
Let’s take a look at the Best Male College Athlete category shall we? Two basketball players, a football player (who happened to win the Heisman trophy) and some yahoo from Missouri who’s a wrestler. Now I’m sure he’s a very good wrestler and may even be a good guy, but he ain’t winning no ESPY against the other three.
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE sports, but don’t they already get recognized with awards?
Oh and don’t even get me started with that Top 10 celebrity boobs thing. Paris Hilton the “sex symbol of our time”?!?! Bullshiatsu!