Alessandra Ambrosio’s making out with the same dude she was with on the fourth of July. He’s still shorter than her, and, yet, he’s still not you. [Celebslam]
The dangers of being famous, Reese Witherspoon: the paparazzi catch you scratching your ass. [Drunken Stepfather]
Jillian Barberie has her baby girl. [SOW]
Joel Madden gets kicked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel for threatening to kick Spencer Pratt’s ass. See, and I would have held an impromptu awards ceremony. [POTP]
Honestly, Britney, it’s a pretty easy formula: Hot body = okay to wear skimpy clothing, whereas cottage cheese thighs = not okay at all. [Holy Candy]
The Harry Potter kids get their hands dirty at Mann’s Chinese Theater. [popbytes]
I guess Lance Bass makes more sense on Broadway than in outer space. But I have to admit I had to think about it for a second. [Cele|bitchy]
Vanessa Minnillo takes a break from taking it doggy-style in Mexican hot tubs in order to go bowling with some gal pals. [Daily Stab]
Joel Madden needs to be force feeding his Baby Mama not beating some loosers azz.