The Spice Girls are celebrating female empowerment by hiring a therapist to help them work through their on-tour cattiness.
Record label Virgin has decided that they already saw this multi-million-dollar business go down in flames once because these chicks can’t keep their egos in check when you put them in the same room, and they’re gonna make damn sure they don’t watch it happen again. According to a source:
This tour will be massive and record bosses do not want anything getting in the way – least of all the girls themselves. They want Girl Power to come back in style, not end in arguments between the girls. So taking a therapist along to smooth out any problems makes sense.
The therapist will be available any time the girls need someone to talk to so that any disagreements do not get out of hand. It would be a disaster if any of them walked out mid-way through the tour.
They had a person like this at my middle school, too. Her name was Ms. Mitchell, and we had to go see her whenever we teased someone for having fat calves, or spilling food on themselves, or being in possession of a tampon. Then I got to high school, and we didn’t really have a person like that anymore, because we didn’t really have catty, retarded fights anymore. And now I’m twenty-five and I work in a large corporate office with dental and vision benefits and they definitely don’t have a person like that because it turns out we’re all adults making a fair amount of money to do a relatively easy job and if we have issues with one another we work it out like adults, even when it sucks and our egos get a little bit bruised. How nice for the Spice Girls that they’re not expected to do anything like that.
lol. My office has it built-into our benefits plan for a free therapist visit once a year.
Okay, Ginger, that dress? No ma’am. Secondly, does anyone else think Posh is too tan for her hair in that pic?
omg. does posh have no teeth? did she ever smile? she looks like such a b—-.
She’s too everything now, too tan, too thin, too blonde, too angry looking…
Two big tits.
“Sporty” looks classier than her any day and who would have ever thought that?
And what’s with the robotic look? Someone programmed her to look at the camera? While all the others are being spontaneous and having fun, she’s homed in on the lense.
EWWWW…wtf Posh looks so UGLYYYY…Scary looks really “prettiful” thought…I think she looks the bets them Sporty, then Emma(Baby), then Ginger and then POSH(eww)..lol
Okay, get over it.
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[lol], it’s obvious that we all have not-so-photogenic times.
and here’s an example…actually more than one.
[Mel B+Emma]
‘Sporty’ really looks gorgeous.
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Ginger looks too ‘homely’.
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well idc wat they look like im just soooo happy they are back together!!! bc i loved them when i was little like 8 n shit n i still love them and i never stopped i always thought they were good!! so fuck you all who are saying shit bout my girls!!
They have a 7th member also , it’s called my male member…
Spice Girls rule!
WELL I’VE BEEN A FAN SINCE THE 1990’S..MY GREAT GRANDMA HELPED ME GET EVERYTHING THAT YOU ALL EVA MADE…SHE PASTED DEC20,2000..I WAS ONLY 14…SHE KNEW THE PASSION MORE THAN ANYBODY THAT I STILL HAVE FOR YOU ALL..BEAUTIFUL YOU ALL ARE AND I HOPE YOU ALL STAY TOGEHTA FOREVA..MAKE A SPICE GIRL CD YEARS FOR NOW CALLED SPICE GIRLS STILL LIVES OR A LIFE TIME..I LOVEYOU ALL…SPORTY, SCARY,POSH,BABY,AND GERI…NEVA THINK OF GETTING A NEW MEMEBER..THEIR IS NO ONE LIKE THE ORIGINALS…ALWAYS KEEP THAT IN MIND…TLC ALREADY MADE THAT MISTAKE..DO NOT DO THE SAME..SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY..BUT I WILL NOT BORE YOU ANY LONGER…RATHA ITS TOUCH OR THE SPICE GIRLS.NO POP GROUP WILL EVER TOP YALL UNIQUE TALENT…NO ONE COULD MAKE MUSIC LIKE YALL CAN…SEE YALL IN A CONCERT..I’VE NEVA BEEN…BUT IT DOESN’T STOP THA LOVE I HAVE…
lol whhhhhhhhhhhhhy all ya’ll silly! man please I did know of them till the reuion tour. Biggy is betta then them bay.