Paris Hilton made a special gift for her visiting dad Sunday – a Father's Day card.
Oh joy, oh bliss, this is going to be a fun one to start off our Monday. My 6th grade writing teacher told me "write what you know" and I know making fun of Paris. Let's do this.
On their way in (to visit Paris), Rick was asked if this was a particularly hard Father's Day. "It's not ideally my best," he replied. Asked how he felt, he said: "I feel alright."
I hope that's not a real quote because...
Coral from Real World: NY is re-embracing her lesbianism. And lesbians worldwide are looking forward to re-embracing that rack. [Bossip] Justin Timberlake admits that JBiel is more of a "Miss Right Now." Story of her life. [Cele|bitchy] Jennifer Aniston's bringing smartwater everywhere. [Celebslam] Let them eat Paris Hilton cake. [popbytes] Remember J.R. Rotem? Neither does Britney Spears. But I guess he fucked her wheelbarrow-style. You know, for all the shit we gave Kevin Federline for being classless, that dude was never, ever bragging to reporters about all the positions he had Britney in. [Ninja Dude] Rihanna talks about her dad's crack cocaine habit. (Side note: after jamming out to "Umbrella" all damn weekend, my friends and I walked right past Rihanna at The Grove today -- she is super-tall and gorgeous in person.) [The Bosh]
What's the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da!
David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children
Yes, this David Hasselhoff:
Actually that's not near as bad as this... talk about ABUSE!
/>What's the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da!
David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children
Yes, this David Hasselhoff:
Actually that's not near as bad as this... talk about ABUSE!
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Is this a Miley Cyrus upskirt photo??? It hit the Internet this week. To me, it looks like she's wearing underwear. You can view the uncensored version and the close-up thumbnails below to decide for yourself. Or, to check out some real celebrity upskirt photos, click here for our gallery.
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"She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no."
-Justin Timberlake to the "Daily Mirror" when asked about his relationship with Jessica Biel...
With all due respect to the other babies: you lose. Shiloh is the cutest baby ever.
In NYC with Mommy and Maddox on Saturday.
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Bob Barker, who recently filmed his last episode of the show, is supporting Rosie as an replacement.
"I believe they're going to have a meeting with Rosie," said Barker on Friday night. "She knows the show. There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show. Now, whether they want a lady host, I don't know. I've never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they've only auditioned men. She told me she loved 'The Price Is Right' and wanted to host it one day."
I really don't see how thi...
I'd title this post "Britney Spears with a Sucker" but I'm saving that title for when she gets back with Kevin Federline.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto...
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We've always wondered, is this Lohan kid going to make it as an actress? The answer becomes more cloudy by the day, but one thing is for certain -- the gal is great at getting sued. Check this noise out: Lohan Sued Again Over 2005 Car Crash.
Now that's just sad. It's the "again" that really chokes me up here. The really bad news is that this lawsuit isn't for a measly $3624. Oh no, my friends, she's looking at a bill of (drumroll please):
The lawsuit, which seeks at least $200,000 in dama...
Bob taped his last show a few weeks back but it didn't air until today.
I think you should all pour out some liquor for our boy today, he hosted that puppy like a champ. Also he banged a TON of Barker's Beauties and I think we can all get behind that sort of thing....
I know Beet did her best to frighten everyone that we'd all be without Friday entertainment. But we won't. Because Spiteful Lars is on the case, and I plan on posting like a dervish. I'm talking hot blogging action here, stuff you won't find on all those other blogs. So let's start you off with the first story of the day:
Kathy Hilton and daughter Nicky are still reeling from their visits to Paris in jail, they tell PEOPLE.
Smell that? Yep, it's Paris news, people. And here you thought it w...