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Amy’s House of Wine

Amy Winehouse Requests Liquor at Her Shows Singer/songwriter/trainwreck Amy Winehouse isn't going to rehab anytime soon -- The Sun got ahold of her rider for her recent Glastonbury show, and it's all liquor all the time. According to the British paper, Winehouse's wish list includes the following: 2 bottles of red wine 1 large bottle of vodka 1 bottle of champagne 1 bottle of brandy 1 case of lager 40 Marlboro Lights chocolate 3 "good quality" HOT pizzas Winehouse also requested "two competent, sober local crew," and ...

Everybody is Having a Baby

Keri Russell Has Baby Apparently there was a shortage of condoms in Hollywood last October. It turns out Julia Roberts wasn't the only one to pop out a kiddo recently. Tiger Woods and his wife, hottie Elin Nordegren, welcomed a daughter, Sam Alexis, on Monday. Keri Russell, who I guess did a show called Felicity but who will always be, to me, a member of the MMC, gave birth to her first baby with husband Shane Deary, a son named River Russell. Not to be left out, King of Queens star Kevin James welcomed his second...

Nicole Richie Will Fight DUI Charge

Is Nicole Richie Pregnant? Pics Photos For the first time in recent memory, Nicole Richie really, really doesn't want to be more like Paris Hilton. The tiny starlet announced today through her lawyer that she will fight her most recent DUI charge, and a court date has been set for July 11. Richie was formally charged with a DUI in February, after driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway last December as she was leaving boyfriend Joel Madden's house at 4 in the morning. Nicole has a previous DUI, so if she's convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in pris...

Doesn’t This Mean He DID Do It???

Guilty OJ Here is an excerpt from the manuscript of OJ Simpson's failed book "If I Did It." Now this sounds to me like him actually confessing to killing Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. I know double jeopardy and all...but can't OJ get in trouble for confessing? It makes me so sick he didn't get locked up forever for this. Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can't tell you exactly how. I was still standing in Nicole's courtyard, of course, but for a few moments I cou...

Pope Knows Driving

pope.jpg The Vatican has come up with the "Drivers 10 Commandments." Got road rage? The Catholic church wants to help you through it. I have to say that after visiting the Beet in California I would need these to deal with SoCal highway traffic. Thankfully I live in New York so I just yell at people on the subway. But here are the commandments if you need a little bit more Jesus in your daily commute. 1. You shall not kill. 2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and no...

Mommie and Me

How cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut. Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn't so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon. For more pictures of this adorable pair click [here]katie-holmes-suri-cruise-swimming-f.jpgHow cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut. Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn't so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon. For more pictures of this adorable pair click [here]...

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Some unattractive man wins Britain's Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy]

Okay, so, at some point in 1997, my high-school boyfriend presented me with a copy of Paula Cole's This Fire. "I bought this album," he said, "but I don't want it anymore. I heard that song on the radio where she's like, 'I'll wash the dishes while you have a beer,' and I thought that was awesome, but the rest of the album isn't like that at all." Anyway, after a 7-year break, Paula Cole's back with a new album. [popbytes]

Michelle Williams takes daughter Matilda out for a stroll. [Daily Stab]

Heh. Kristy Swanson got her ass arrested for an "altercation" with her boyfriend's ex-wife. [Glitterati]

Beyonce rocks the ugliest bikini I have ever seen. [Jordan]

Oh, please tell me they're going to try to make a movie out of the Monopoly board game. [Allie Is Wired]

/>Some unattractive man wins Britain's Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy] Okay, so, at some point in 1997, my high-school boyfriend presented me with a copy of Paula Cole's This Fire. "I bought this album," he said, "but I don't want it anymore. I heard that song on the radio where she's like, 'I'll wash the dishes while you have a beer,' and I thought that was awesome, but the rest of the album isn't ...

Julia Roberts Welcomes Baby Boy

Julia Roberts Has Baby Boy Henry Daniel Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder welcomed a new addition to their family early Monday morning, son Henry Daniel Moder. The baby was born at Cedars Sinai in L.A., and weighs 8½ lbs. "The Moder family is doing great," said Roberts' rep. Little Henry is Julia and Danny's third child; twin sons Hazel and Phinnaeus will turn 2 in November. While Roberts has pulled back from her uber-successful acting career lately in order to focus on raising a family, her niece is just getting starte...

Rosie Still Says Hideously Stupid Things

rosieisanidiot.jpg There are people in life that don't have the wherewithal to just shut the fuck up. You know these people. They were the ones doing kegstands while everyone else was packing up the party. Every once in a great while one of these abrasive personalities slips through the cracks and makes it big, where they then have a forum to chime in with the power of the media behind them. Well, here is enough to make me beg that The Price is Right doesn't go Rosie. At the Cyndi Lauper True Colors tour: ...