Some unattractive man wins Britain's Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy] Okay, so, at some point in 1997, my high-school boyfriend presented me with a copy of Paula Cole's This Fire. "I bought this album," he said, "but I don't want it anymore. I heard that song on the radio where she's like, 'I'll wash the dishes while you have a beer,' and I thought that was awesome, but the rest of the album isn't like that at all." Anyway, after a 7-year break, Paula Cole's back with a new album. [popbytes] Michelle Williams takes daughter Matilda out for a stroll. [Daily Stab] Heh. Kristy Swanson got her ass arrested for an "altercation" with her boyfriend's ex-wife. [Glitterati] Beyonce rocks the ugliest bikini I have ever seen. [Jordan] Oh, please tell me they're going to try to make a movie out of the Monopoly board game. [Allie Is Wired]How cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut.
Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn't so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon.
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