Week 2 in “So You Think You Can Dance.†I’m breaking it down this week. I’ll recap a bit of last week since I was cheering on the Beet in Lala land. This year this show really rocks the house and the dancers are the best yet. If you aren’t watching this show then I have no idea what you are watching. “On The Lot†blows and other than my fascination with “Army Wives†we are in the doldrums of summer television.
Lauren and Neil- Neil and Laura are a fun youthful little couple. Last week their Samba was adorable but just a little too cutesy for the judges. This week they do Hip-Hop and they are quite awesome at getting down with their bad ‘selves. Lauren seems a bit inhibited by her weird 80s prom outfit that they have put her in and Neil kind of rocks her in the performance. He’s got an electric smile and really hits all of the moves. They throw in a few acro tricks for him and are shockingly good and I find myself really enjoying the performance. I’m kind of nostalgic however for Benji and Donyelle’s Hip-Hop last year because it was so fun to see them flirt and interact. This Hip-Hop routine seems kind of like they are both in their own little worlds. Mia lost a lot of Lauren in the performance and Mary really thinks they are getting a good chemistry. Nigel is impressed at how the night has started. I’m a bit sad because usually Mary is a bit Paula drunken crazy and tonight she seems a bit tame.
Jessi and Pasha- These two dancers are so freaking sexy. Pasha is a Russian Ballroom Champion and Jessi has a cool funky earth mother style. They are so well matched and have enough chemistry that last week their waltz was heavenly. This week they are given Jazz and Tyce choreographs one of the cooler routines I’ve seen in the history of this show. It combines Pasha’s sex appeal with Jessi’s earth mother sexy and once again they mesh beautifully. They are totally committed to this weird tribal bird dance and are perfectly in sync the whole time. Pasha now officially is the “dancer that all the girls want to have sex with†in the competition. Those Russian Ballroom boys really do it for me. Mia thinks they are just amazing and is quite impressed at Pasha’s growth. Mary also thinks it is terrific and is just taken by Jessi’s unique style. Nigel loves them as well. I think he has a bit of an old man crush on Jessi.
Read More />Week 2 in “So You Think You Can Dance.†I’m breaking it down this week. I’ll recap a bit of last week since I was cheering on the Beet in Lala land. This year this show really rocks the house and the dancers are the best yet. If you aren’t watching this show then I have no idea what you are watching. “On The Lot†blows and other than my fascination with “Army Wives†we are in the doldrums of summer television.
Lauren and Neil- Neil and Laura a...
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Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on celebs rather than any heavy computing.
So to bring back my love of girlie folk music here is a song by the lovely and super talented Leigh Nash. Leigh Nash was the former lead singer of the band Sixpence None the Richer.
They were the band that gave Rachel Leigh Cook a song to walk down stairs to in "She's All That."
Her new music is lovely and was featured in a recent episode of "Army Wives." Her new album Blue on Blue is quite lovely from the first to the last track and really is a great addition to your iPod for any summer travels.
Here are two of my favorites from Blue on Blue "My Idea of Heaven" (which has an adorable music video) and "Ocean Sized Love" (no video yet, just this weird fantasy thing...but you can hear this beautiful track)
/>Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on celebs rather than any heavy computing.
So to bring back my love of girlie folk music here is a song by the lovely and super talented Leigh Nash. Leigh Nash was the former lead singer of the band Sixpence None the Richer.
They were the band that gave Rachel Leigh Cook a song to walk down stairs to in "S...
He's been deemed the next big thing by everyone in the world. And yet, he is incapable of taking anything even approaching a good photo. And trust me, I didn't cherry pick the worst ones, they are all like this. He looks like a goober in every single shot.
Weird stuff. This is at some Transformers function, which sort of explains why women are sporting giant helmets and camo. No wait, it still doesn't explain it. Click on more odd photos if you'd like, but I warned you.
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This is bad news for Uncle Spiteful Lars:
The O.C.'s Kelly Rowan Engaged to Billionaire
Um... no deal. This bastard is the tenth richest man in the world. I'm not even the tenth richest person in my cubicle. Frustrating. And now he's marrying Kiki Cohen. What kind of world is this? Are we all doomed to having our dreams crushed by Canadians? Yes, that's right, I forgot to mention that he's Canadian too.
Ok, admittedly she does look a little like a Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation ...
Finally! Someone said it to their faces!
With a reunion imminent (and seemingly inevitable), the Spice Girls' manager, Simon Fuller (yes, the guy who produces American Idol), has laid down a list of rules for the girls. The Sun got their hands on it. Among the list of do's and don'ts: "Do not become pregnant – please!"
Seriously! Five of you is enough. The remainder of the rules are vaguely reminiscent of a "Class Rules" poster my third grade teacher tacked to the wall, with violat...
Remember this girl? Kim Stolz is her name. She made out with that Sara chick in the limo? And she was such a bitch to my adorable Lisa D'Amato. Oh, Kim, how fun of you to resurface!
Kim showed up at the Sundance Channel's launch party for "Live from Abbey Road." She's not actually in the program, and she's not actually, you know, famous, so I have no idea what she's doing there or how she got an invite. But you gotta give the girl props for trying. She's in good company, as Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Ben Harper and A...
Brandon Davis and Scott Storch in the same photo.
Too much for me to handle. These trashy wanna be's are in Miami. I guess Miami is where you go when clubs in LA stop letting you in. Really this picture made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
I guess they have stuff to talk about. Like how they both tried to bone Lindsay Lohan and how she turned them both down. Brandon because he was too greasy and Scott because even though he bought her a bunch of ice he still strikes you as that dor...
Page Six assures you that it's in there.
RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.
These pictures were taken today/yesterday/Wednesday/whenever June 20 was in Tokyo on her "Back to Basics" Tour. She's definitely gained ...
At least I figure that's the explanation for these rumors that Lindsay will be staying in rehab longer than originally planned. No one knows exactly when Paris will be released from the slammer, but it will probably be sometime early next week, and LiLo was supposed to leave Promises at the end of this week. But apparently she's changed her plans.
"She is staying in Promises for longer than a month," says a source close to Lindsay. "We don't know how much longer because of her work schedule...
Funny story. So I get this email with the subject line: "John Travolta in W Magazine's JULY Issue." Okay. So I open the email, and it has this image attached. Gmail, of course, just shows the thumbnail of the image. So I'm looking at the thumbnail of this thing, like, "Jesus Christ, that's John Travolta? Is that from Hairspray?"
Anyway. It was Gisele. Not John Travolta. (If you care about that piece -- please say you don't -- you can read an excerpt here.) But Gisele looks good, so I'm p...