Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Holy Shit, I Think There Might Actually Be a Spice Girls Reunion

Spice Girls Reunion Announcement Expected Thursday Holy crap, they are actually going to do this. It looks like the Spice Girls reunion has moved past the realm of pure hope and into reality. A press release today from the group's management team, 19 Entertainment, reads: "Following weeks of speculation, the Spice Girls are set to make an official announcement to the world regarding future plans on Thursday, June 28. Details regarding the announcement will be released in the coming days." Earlier this week, a memo from the girls' manageme...

Can We Just Talk About How Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is Wearing a Black Sabbath T-Shirt?

Zahara Brad Pitt Pax Black Sabbath T-Shirt Picture Photo That girl is totally, like, the most badass two-year-old at the International Preschool in Prague. It's just that, you know, most two-year-olds like to wear shirts with kittens on them. Or puppies. Or a rainbow. Or Barney. Or something they can recognize. I really don't think that Zahara's in a position yet to appreciate the 1970s-British-heavy-metal coolness of her t-shirt. What do you think Brad tells her when she asks about what's on her shirt? And she is sooo adorable. Seriously,...

Christine Lakin Side Boob

Christine Lakin Side Boob Breast Colette Party Picture Photo Remember this chick? She was Al Lambert, the little tomboy girl, on Step by Step. She's worked steadily in television guest roles since, but not in anything you'd remember. She was in Georgia Rule, which no one saw, and she'll be in Paris Hilton's upcoming The Hottie and the Nottie, which, God willing, no one will see. Anyway, she popped up at the Colette Jewelry party in L.A. on Thursday night, and she made damn sure the cameras caught her side boob. Because Paris Hilton is in jail and anyone c...

The Shit Inches Toward the Fan: Perez Hilton’s Host Drops Him

Perez Hilton Dropped by Host Crucial Paradigm Blogads X17 PerezWatch just got interesting. After all the drama and all the lawsuits between Perez and X17, it seems as though actual changes are beginning to occur. Perez's longtime host, Crucial Paradigm, took the site offline yesterday after numerous threats from X17's legal team. The site was dark for a few hours, and it's back up now, hosted by Blogads. (Really? Um, does Blogads host anyone else? Because, like, they barely host the Blogads service. If you've never had to try to deal with that user interface, consider yourself lucky.) The current...

Picking Up the Pieces

Remember Club Paris? That super hot club in Jacksonville, Florida that was never anywhere close to actually being super hot, for reasons not unrelated to the fact that it's in Jacksonville, Florida? Well it changed its name. To Dior. Whatever. [Celebrity Smack]

Sean Preston Federline already has his very own Caddy. [Celebslam]

Ashlee Simpson gets her hair did. [Yeeeah!]

Genius. [popbytes]

Not to be a huge bitch, but does anyone else find it interesting that Kelly Clarkson's all like, "One time, I was bulimic for like five minutes," right as her album and career are tanking? [IBBB]

Hey, for anyone looking to update the Gawker Stalker map, Jimmy Kimmel's in the hospital. [SOW]

Mandy Moore's new album may as well be titled Zach Braff Sucks. [Cele|bitchy]

Look, folks, Justin Timberlake's banging Jessica Biel, so he'll wear whatever damn pair of shorts he wants, no matter how ridiculous they may look. [A Socialite's Life]

/>Remember Club Paris? That super hot club in Jacksonville, Florida that was never anywhere close to actually being super hot, for reasons not unrelated to the fact that it's in Jacksonville, Florida? Well it changed its name. To Dior. Whatever. [Celebrity Smack] Sean Preston Federline already has his very own Caddy. [Celebslam] Ashlee Simpson gets her hair did. [Yeeeah!] Genius. [popbytes] Not to be a huge bitch, but does anyone else find it interesting that Kelly Clarkson's all like, "One time, I was bulimic for like five minut...

Barker Not Endorsing Rosie for “Price is Right” Replacement

Bob Barker Rosie O’Donnell Host Price is Right Bob Barker is quickly backtracking on his recent endorsement of Rosie O'Donnell as his replacement host on The Price is Right. It wasn't an endorsement, says Bob: "I have not been asked for my opinion, nor have I expressed one. I think there are several candidates who could do the show, and Rosie is certainly one of them." Barker further added that it would be "terribly presumptuous" of him to assume he would have any say in choosing the new host. It may be a non-issue, as it appears Rosie is unwilling to travel regularly to the wes...

Jason Realizes That Rehab is Serious Business

jason-wahler-arrested-assault.jpg So I was never a big fan of the Jason Wahler during his time on "The Hills." He seemed like a huge doucebag but I really have to say I respect that he realizes that rehab is serious business. After two arrests for assault when he was under the influence Jason realized that he needed to beat his addiction with a serious treatment program. Instead of a place like Promises where they let you gallavant around LA and still keep your name in the papers, Jason went to Chapman house which was a quie...

Paris Will Score a Million Bucks for First Interview After Jail Time

Paris Hilton One Million Dollars Meredith Viera Interview Today Show It looks like Paris Hilton's first post-jail interview will take place on NBC's Today Show, with Meredith Viera. The move has infuriated top brass at ABC, who'd assumed the interview would go to Hilton family friend Barbara Walters. ABC was the front-runner until NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker personally called Hilton's father Rick and made the pitch, the sources said. Hilton agreed to the interview, but said she'd only speak with Vieira because of "disparaging" remarks her co-host Matt Lauer made ...

New BFF Alert: Kim Kardashian and Brittny Gastineau

Brittny Gastineau Kim Kardashian Red Carpet Photo Ah, the transfer of power in Hollywood. First Paris Hilton helped make Kim Kardashian a celebrity in her own right. Now Kim is paying it forward, dragging Gastineau Girls never-was Brittny Gastineau onto the red carpet and back into the public eye. We saw the two brunettes together at The N's 5-year anniversary party earlier this week, and Wednesday night they showed up together at Lorraine Schwartz Monkey Collection launch in NYC. Because with Paris in the slammer, Lindsay in rehab, and Brit...