After toting a bag sporting Maoist slogans through Machu Picchu, Cameron Diaz decided not to pull a Simon Stiles (I'm sorry, I haven't given up on Studio 60 yet) and issued a formal apology.
"I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."
So that's that. Case closed. Cameron Diaz neither speaks Chinese nor supports Maoist philosophy. I wi...
Peaches Geldof brings ennui to a whole new level. [Agent Bedhead] Kanye West admits he's been "swimming in wack juice." But not in, like, an R. Kelly way. [Bree] Foxy Brown dumps her boyfriend because she finds out he's an (actual) pimp. Then this dude sends a bunch of his bitches after her and they kick her ass and rip out her weave. [Bossip] Marissa Miller reminds me that I need to call my plastic surgeon before summer's over. [Drunken Stepfather] David Lee Roth used to pay a $100 bonus to the crew member who brought the hottest chick to his dressing room after a show. [Celebslam] Demi Moore is tired of her teenage daughters getting all the attention, so she decided to run around in a very, very see-through shirt. It's win-win, really. [The Blemish]
You know, I'd make some comment about Brooke Hogan wearing a goddamn leopard-print bikini, but it's still a huge improvement over her ass-less denim jeans. [Yeeeah!]
Nicole Richie loves that you all think she's pregnant. She's having way more fun with this than we are, I promise. [Ninja Dude]
Katie and Price and Peter Andre have been on my TV all weekend. I am a bit of a fan of their show on E! "Katie and Peter." Even though they are super tacky I honestly believe that these two are actually a match made in reality TV heaven. To celebrate their love they decided to record a version of "A Whole New World." This is something that you need to check out. Somehow they are able to put every cliche in music video heaven into this music video.
I have to say though I am a bit in love with these two crazy kids.
/>Katie and Price and Peter Andre have been on my TV all weekend. I am a bit of a fan of their show on E! "Katie and Peter." Even though they are super tacky I honestly believe that these two are actually a match made in reality TV heaven. To celebrate their love they decided to record a version of "A Whole New World." This is something that you need to check out. Somehow they are able to put every cliche in music video heaven into this music video.
I have to say though I am a bit in love with...
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new and improved Paris Hilton.
She's not doing NBC.
She's not doing ABC.
She's not doing CBS.
She's doing CNN.
Reps from Larry King Live announced that Paris will appear on the program on Wednesday night, after her planned Tuesday release from jail. "We do have Paris on Wednesday," they said. "She'll do the whole hour."
So what about the cool million we heard she was offered by NBC? (They denied they'd made that offer.) "Larry doesn't pay for ...
Mark my words on this, people. I'm just saying now that I called it. And if I'm still doing this shit in five years I will refer you all back to this post when she's ridiculously famous. Also, if I'm still doing this shit in five years, kill me.
Rumer's the oldest, and she's kind of tip-toeing onto the celebutante scene, and we're trying to welcome her because God knows we need some new blood around here, but the fact is she's not all that attractive or interesting and photos of her tend to fall ...
In his most recent interview:
I'm not firing back at anybody else in the cast but T.R. Knight and Katie Heigl because they both know as well as Chandra Wilson knows that T.R. Knight was very tactical in trying to remove me from the show because he knows that I know, and I was gagged, that he has been working on a conspiracy to get Patrick Dempsey and myself off the show for the last year and a half.
The only reason I used his name, T.R., in the argument was because he had led me to be...
Denise, your kids hate this shit.
Seriously, Denise, your kids hate this shit.
Stop. It.
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Okay, so remember that girl you knew in college who got the word "love" tattooed on her hip in Chinese? Except what it really said is "I'm a neutered goat"? I know you knew at least one. I knew three. Maybe you even were that girl.
So Cameron Diaz goes hiking around Machu Picchu this week with a super-cute bag with a pretty red star and some fabulous Chinese writing that I'm sure she thought said "faith and love for all." Except the Chinese writing actually said "Serve the People," and, ...
I stood up for her for a long time, saying she was naturally thin, but I think even I have to back down now. These pics were taken at Mansion in Miami late last night. She pretty much looks like a bobble-head doll. She was not this thin on the show, you guys. She was thin, but not anorexia thin. This is anorexia thin. She has definitely lost weight since, which seems impossible, considering how damn thin she was to begin with. Oh, Jaslene!!! We can never have our torrid lesbian love affair i...
Well, if anyone should be shooting up heroin, it's probably Angelina Jolie, because Lord knows she has thick enough veins. The Skid Row crew is super jealous.
Anyway, we've heard talk over the past few months of Angie's rapid weight loss and her atypically rude behavior toward reporters, but people have seemed generally to attribute it to the stress of coping with her mother's death. Now, Ted Casablancas tells a different story in this thinly veiled blind item:
Some people love Fake-Ã ...
Introducing Phoebe Price. If you don't know her she really is the go to girl for fashion disasters. This girl has been whoring herself out to the camera for years now and the only reason that she gets her picture taken is because she wears things like this. This gold jacket really makes her look like she should be in some Scientology training video. I also love how her bangles match the jacket.
According to Imdb she is an "International Actress and Model." I really think that should be chan...
I think it's probably the former.
That kid must be so comfortable. 11-day-old River Russell Deary goes everywhere with Mom in NYC. I kind of wish they made those things in an adult size, so when my mom's in town she could carry me around like that. Or my friends and I could just take turns carrying each other around. Like instead of having designated drivers we could have designated carriers. It would be like, "Look, Tiffany, I walked last weekend. This weekend you walk and I get to ride in th...