Today's Evil Beet Gossip

American Idol Revs Up Cash Machine Again

American Idol Auditions I'm guessing the Beet is still suffering from her Paris blogging binge last night so here's some early morning news for ya: American Idol has thrown up the audition dates and locations, here they are: • San Diego: July 30 - Qualcomm Stadium • Dallas: Aug. 6 - Texas Stadium • Omaha: Aug. 10 - Qwest Center • Atlanta: Aug. 14 TBD • Charleston, SC: Aug. 18 - N. Charleston Coliseum • Miami: Aug. 22 - AmericanAirlines Arena • Philadelphia: Aug. 27 - Wachovia Ce...

I Don’t Have a Boyfriend (aka Liveblogging the Paris Hilton Jail Release)

Paris Hilton Walks Out of Jail, Leaves Lynwood Jail Wednesday Night To their credit, most of the traditional news stations don't appear to be covering this event, at least not yet. CNN and MSNBC came up empty. But, never fear, Fox News is on the case. It's all Lynwood, all the time over there. Of course, the paparazzi are camped out. They've been there since last night, lest Paris be released early. The Hilton family arrived around midnight PST. Word is Paris will be walking out alone. We're just waiting now... And here she comes. It's an interesting ...

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Okay, so I have this obsession with the Avril Lavigne song "Girlfriend" that I'm often loathe to discuss. But, you know what? That song pretty much rocks. And what rocks even harder is this remix of it, featuring Lil' Mama. [popbytes]

Jack Black's son has the hugest head ever. [Socialite's Life]

Sigh. Britney Spears filed a restraining order against her mother. I'd care, but Paris Hilton gets out of jail in like an hour. [Derek Hail]

Justin Timberlake Being an Asshole: Part 174. [Girls Talkin' Smack]

I love that Agent Bedhead just admitted on the Internet that she had a sex dream about Eli Roth. It makes me feel a lot better about that dream I had the other night that I went to jail and Paris Hilton was my cellmate and we were staring at each other naked and comparing our bodies. Anyway. [Agent Bedhead]

Historically, I've tended to fiercely disagree with Germany's decisions about what type of people can and can not live there in peace. However, I fully support the recent decision to ban Tom Cruise. [Celebslam]

Eva Longoria wedding pictures ... people still care ... not sure why ... wasn't she on a TV show once? [Cele|bitchy]

/>Okay, so I have this obsession with the Avril Lavigne song "Girlfriend" that I'm often loathe to discuss. But, you know what? That song pretty much rocks. And what rocks even harder is this remix of it, featuring Lil' Mama. [popbytes] Jack Black's son has the hugest head ever. [Socialite's Life] Sigh. Britney Spears filed a restraining order against her mother. I'd care, but Paris Hilton gets out of jail in like an hour. [Derek Hail] Justin Timberlake Being an Asshole: Part 174. [Girls Talkin' Smack] I lo...

WWE Wrestler and Family Found Dead

Chris Benoit WWE Wrestler and Family Found Dead in Atlanta Home This is really, really weird (and sad). WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their son Daniel were all found dead in their Atlanta home today. Details are sketchy, but apparently Benoit had been scheduled to appear on a WWE show on Saturday. He called to first say he would be taking a later flight, and then to say he would not be attending the show at all, due to a family illness. According to one source, Benoit said both his wife and son were throwing up blood and he needed to st...

Paris Gets Out of Jail Tomorrow

Paris Hilton Out of Jail on Tuesday Will Do Interview with Larry King on CNN The countdown's on! While I was certainly among the ranks of those folks rooting for Paris to do some hard time, I have to admit that it's been boring as hell in the gossip world since she's been locked up. I mean, it hasn't helped that Lindsay's been in rehab at the same time, but, still, I'm kind of looking forward to a free Paris. Miss Hilton is scheduled to rejoin society sometime after midnight tonight, and she claims she's a changed woman. In a recent telephone interview with Ryan Seacre...

Who Didn’t Miss K-Fed?

K-Fed Rules Everyone did. It's impossible not to. Like your kid brother who wants to be an astronaut you've just got to smile and muss his hair up a bit every time you see him. This is him at an after dinner party held by someone named Michele Merkin. Evidently she's been the host of a show called Celebrity Drive-By which I've never heard of. Regardless she does have excellent hands with which to play the piano and I hope she's taken advantage of that....

George Clooney’s Overall Hotness May Destroy Italy

George Clooney is Hot I knew it would come to this at some point. When someone is so sexy that they make the human torch look like a wet blanket people are bound to get hurt. And since George lives in Italy those people are Italians.: ROME (AP) -- George Clooney has joined a protest to stop construction of parking lots and a promenade in the northern Italian lakeside town where he owns a villa because he fears his presence is turning the quiet town into a tourist attraction. You see, the town of Laglio has be...

Kate & Wills: Back On!!!

Prince William Kate Middleton Back Together News of the World At least that's what News of the World is reporting. The two were reportedly sucking face on the dance floor at a June 7 party for William and other troop leaders. The Moulin Rouge-themed bash was titled Freakin' Naughty and featured blow-up dolls and guests dressed as saucy nuns, doctors and nurses, some in sexy Ann Summers lingerie. Kate was dressed more modestly, but looked gorgeous and Wills could not take his eyes off her, according to guests. They chatted all night but she...