Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris is a “Special Needs” Prisoner

paris-hilton-jail-photo.jpg Paris Hilton will have until Tuesday to start her stint in jail. Even though she is "being treated like any other prisoner" she will be separated from other inmates during her stay. According to a spokesperson for the jail, Once [Paris] arrives, the ''Simple Life'' star will be housed in the jail's ''special needs'' unit. Like other inmates in the special-needs area, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to show...

Fashion Victim of the Week

RumerWillis.jpg Rumer Willis decided that an ill-fitting top and some leopard print palazzo pants would be a great idea. It was not a great idea as seen here. I really think that girls who have not so pretty faces need to wear long hair. The pixie thing only works for Natalie Portman-equse beauties. Rumer is getting on my nerves just a bit. She has famous parents and some famous friends but seriously is getting up there in the fug department....

Kristin Still Getting Her Swag On

Kristin Swag Kristin Cavallari, who really has done nothing of note since her turn as a bitchy high schooler on the reality show "Laguna Beach," is seen here at the Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge getting her swag on. I think all this girl does is show up at Hollywood parties and get bags and shoes. She did an episode of Veronica Mars, a failed reality show "Get This Party Started" some indie movie that nobody saw and is set to grace the silver screen in "Spring Breakdown" in 2008. I am surprised...

Hilary Swank Kicks Off Potable Water Run

Hilary Swank Blue Planet Run Two-time Academy Award winner and genuinely talented human being Hilary Swank did the unthinkable on Friday: she didn't show up at Hyde. She didn't get wasted. She didn't get a DUI and she didn't check into rehab. Instead, she helped kick off a round-the-world run to raise awareness of the world's 1.1 billion people who lack access to clean drinking water. Swank was supporting Blue Planet Run, a project in which 20 runners will log 15,200 miles over 95 days. Each participant will run 10 mile...

Barack Obama Is Definitely Not Getting the Red State Vote

Barack Obama Supports Gay Rights Ultra-huge props to Presidential candidate Barack Obama for taking a fabulously pro-gay stance for a front-runner. Barack just released this statement with regards to Pride Month. He's stopping shy of actually advocating gay marriage, or explicitly encouraging all states to pass civil union laws, but it's a solid start: Pride Month is a reminder that while we have come a long way since the Stonewall riots in 1969, we still have a lot of work to do. Too often, the issue of LGBT rights is exploited ...

Lauren Hastings Wishes Lindsay Lohan the Best

Lauren Hastings, the young model who recently sat down to discuss her issues with Lindsay Lohan the clothes thief and raging bitch, is back at Buzznet to weigh in on the most recent developments in LiLoLand and talk about the party scene in Hollywood. I don't know why I dig these videos so much. There's not much new here, but there's something about this girl that's just infinitely watchable. /> Lauren Hastings, the young model who recently sat down to discuss her issues with Lindsay Lohan the clothes thief and raging bitch, is back at Buzznet to weigh in on the most recent developments in LiLoLand and talk about the party scene in Hollywood. I don't know why I dig these videos so much. There's not much new here, but there's something about this girl that's just infinitely watchable. ...

Is Samantha Ronson Selling Out Lindsay Lohan?

Samanthan Ronson Selling Pictures of Lindsay Lohan Probably. While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she's there to help her pal through thick and thin, she's really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted. While an "out of it" Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy's in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station. A source tells Celebrity Babylon, "The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samanth...

Celebs Come Out for the Crackberry

Eva Longoria BlackBerry Party Everybody who's anybody (and not yet in rehab or jail) came out for the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Bev Hills last night. It looks like they made everyone pose with a BlackBerry on the red carpet, which is so funny to me for some reason. Eva Longoria was there, and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Kevin Connolly showed up, which must have been a little awkward for Nicky. Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis. Kat McPhee. Rumer Willis. Karina Smirnoff was there with Mario Lopez. And Ian Ziering, who seems loa...

Who is Jennifer Aniston’s Mystery Man?

aniston.jpg Jennifer Aniston, who recently signed on to be the new face of smartwater, has a new man to go along with her new career as a corporate shill. People magazine reports that Aniston's been seen out and about with a handsome mystery man. According to the mag: During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica's One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress's undivided attention. At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston's man gently rubbing her ...

Jail is Hot

Paris Hilton with Bible Paris is going to make the most out of her jail stay. She already has pimped out her best friend and her dog and now is going to use prison as a way to get more famous. As much as I hate this girl...she is kind of a genius. Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday. It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best. ââ‚...