Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Girl Power!

girl-power.jpg I am so excited that the Spice Girls have taken time out of their busy baby making schedules to have a reunion! They are planning on launching a world tour that will hit such hot spots as Vegas and London. I have to say that I bought all of their albums and really was quite the big fan of these ladies. I actually have a friend who got a Spice Girls tattoo in 1997 and I was like "um, 10 years from now you are just going to think jesus...why did I do this to myself??" Now he can bear his ta...

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Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip]

Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP]

Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes]

Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake's tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life]

Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Victoria Beckham's closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie]

Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson's needy. [Celebrity Smack]

PETA crowns the sexiest vegetarians. [Cele|bitchy]

/>Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP] Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes] Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake's tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life] Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Victoria Beckham's closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie] Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson's needy. [Celebrity Smack] PETA crowns the sexiest...

Paris Hates Lindsay

Paris and Lindsay are Over I know we're not talking about it... but did anyone catch the cold shoulder LL got from our gal? Larry King asked about Lohan and Paris said curtly "I know her." Then, Larry King asked if Paris would visit a friend in rehab and Paris responded "I don't have any friends in rehab." Yikes. You hate to see friendships sour. Luckily Paris still has much love for B-Spears. Lastly, the funniest comment of the night was Larry King's outro: "Thanks for joining us Paris. Tomorrow night, former Se...

Paris Hilton: I’ve Never Done Drugs

Paris Hilton Told Larry King She’d Never Done Drugs But Here’s a Photo of Her Smoking Weed Honestly, after she said that, I stopped caring about this interview. It's not that I expect Larry King to play hardball with her, but that was just a blatant lie that I can't believe Larry let her get away with. She was asked several times by Larry if she'd ever done drugs. "No," she responded. When pressed, Paris stuck to her story. She didn't hesitate a bit. Really, Paris? Never? You're quite sure about that? She also told Larry she rarely drinks, and blames her "social life"...

Wait a Second, There’s a War in Iraq Still?

MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski put a prettier face on the point Rosie O'Donnell is trying to make: there are currently news stories that actually impact the lives of people whose last name isn't Hilton. It's just that no one is paying attention to them. Ms. Brzezinski basically loses it in her morning newscast, refusing to lead with a story about Paris Hilton. At one point, she has to be stopped from lighting her paper copy of the story on fire. I love it. Now that's a newsworthy story: MSNBC studio burns to the ground; Paris Hilton to blame. /> MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski put a prettier face on the point Rosie O'Donnell is trying to make: there are currently news stories that actually impact the lives of people whose last name isn't Hilton. It's just that no one is paying attention to them. Ms. Brzezinski basically loses it in her morning newscast, refusing to lead with a story about Paris Hilton. At one point, she has to be stopped from lighting her paper copy of the story on fire. I love it. Now that's a newsworthy story: MSNBC studio burns to the ground; Paris H...

I Came Closer to Dying from Laughing at This Picture of Sheriff Lee Baca Than Paris Hilton Ever Came to Dying of Anything in Jail

Sheriff Lee Baca, Shirtless Hottie Big, huge, enormous props to Celebslam for tracking down this photo of Sheriff Baca. The Sheriff was grilled once again about why he decided Paris needed to leave jail after like 10 minutes, and he was like, "Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton's medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I'm not going to let any inmate die in this jail." Jesus Christ, what did she have? The plague? Even Paris was all like, "The doctors were observing me while I was there. They e...

I Guess Eating All Those Wieners isn’t Good For You

hot-dog.jpg To all those out there who dream of being the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Champ. Competitive eating has its consequences. Takeru Kobayashi of Japan, the hot-dog eating champ of New York City's Coney Island has been diagnosed with arthritis of the jaw. According to a message he sent his fans on his website, "Already I can't open my jaws more than just a little bit. There's no pain only if I open my mouth about enough for one finger. More than that is painful and I can't open it. To tell the truth, I'm desperate about hea...

Liz Claiborne Dies

Liz Claiborne Died on Tuesday Fashionista Liz Claiborne passed away on Tuesday, the company she founded announced today. She was 78. Claiborne founded her company in 1976 with a goal of creating fashions for the growing number of women entering the workforce. "In losing Liz Claiborne, we have not only lost the founder of our company, but an inspirational woman who revolutionized the fashion industry 30 years ago," said Bill McComb, CEO of Liz Claiborne. "Her commitment to style and design is ever present in our thinkin...

Let’s Talk About Paris Hilton for a Change

Paris Hilton on Cover of People Magazine So what has Paris been up to since her release from jail early Tuesday morning? Perhaps not surprisingly, she's been playing dress-up. After sporting a $440 Petro Zillia jacket and $300 Marcella Toshi heels during her catwalk to freedom, Paris had a 9:30 am hair appointment where she got new hair extensions put in. Immediately after, she sat down for an exclusive photo shoot and interview with People magazine. In the interview, Paris talks about her difficult first nights in jail. "I ...

Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan: Back On?

Hugh Grant Jemima Khan Back Together Pictures Photos Hugh Grant may be off the market once again. After splitting from heiress Jemima Khan in February, it appears Grant had a recent change of heart. The two were spotted together at the Ritz in Paris. Said a source: "The time they spent apart made Hugh realize just what he was missing without Jemima." Rumor has it that Grant may have even proposed to Ms. Khan, although neither of them will comment on that point. You know, in looking through pictures of the couple, it occurred to me t...