Sometimes I don't think this guy would get half the press he does if TMZ didn't have so much fun making up words like "pimpresario" and "sexecutive." I prefer to call him "jackass." I imagine his cell mates called him "bitch." Whatever your special pet name for Joe Francis, he was released from a Nevada jail on $1.5M bail on Monday afternoon. However, officials in Florida still want him for sexual performance with a minor and smuggling sleeping pills into jail. So, with any luck, he'll be ba...
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So in weird couple news John Ramsey and Beth Holloway Twitty are dating. As you may remember John Ramsey is the father of JonBenet Ramsey who was murdered at the age of 6 and Beth Holloway Twitty is the mother of Natalie Holloway who disappeared in the Bahamas.
They have been seen kissing and enjoying romantic dinners in Twitty's hometown yet deny that there is any romantic relationship between them.
Somehow this really weirds me out. I understand shared experience and all but this coupling...
Katie Price aka Jordan is not only really pregnant...she is also dressed like a bargain basement Barbie as well. She and her enormous breasts are launching a book that she "wrote" called "Crystal."
Amusing that she traveled to the book signing in a big plastic Crystal. Way to be subtle.
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To this:
(Katharine) McPhee starring in indie feature
I say "why not?" Although I am wary of the "indie" tag, because that means I may be filming it with the extra $20 I got from selling a crack rock today, I see no reason to automatically disqualify McPhee from the ranks of J-Hudness.
Conversely, in the industry, it's pretty much the prevailing opinion that J-Hud will never be heard from again on the acting front. Her role in Dreamgirls was too perfect for her and featured tons of si...
But she's as cute as a button in my humble opinion.
Also, if you haven't seen Amelie you should go rent it right now. You'll thank me later, perhaps over tea.
And don't worry, I've sent out some inquiries as to who the hell that giant woman sneaking up behind her about to eat her neck is. When I get to the bottom of it I'll give you a full report....
You gotta admit, that's a pretty good likeness from the people at Madame Tussauds. I think one thing that helps them is that Paris always has the same annoying smirk, whether for a mug shot or out on the town.
This may be why people don't find her so authentic. Spend a few weeks working on that smile my liege!...
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For all you commenters who noted that the other girl posing in the Lindsay Lohan knife pictures looked a lot like Vanessa Minnillo, Page Six agrees, and apparently she is taking heat for them.
THE mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan's throat in photos that ran in yesterday's New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.
The beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like be...
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If you're Christian, you've got ChristianSingles.com.
If you're Jewish, try JDate.
If you're a golddigger, check out Millionaire Match.
But if you just plain have herpes, there's H-Date.com, where it's "time to start dating again."
And they're using Paris Hilton's name to plug their site. She's just gotta love that. Luckily for them, I think she has bigger problems right now. ...
With Fred Thompson, who currently plays District Attorney Arthur Branch on Law & Order, contemplating a run for the real-world presidency, it may finally be time for Jack McCoy to get into the driver's seat.
Sam Waterston, who's been with the L&O franchise as an ADA for 13 years, is negotiating to step into the DA role when the show returns mid-season. The exact storyline has not been decided.
In additional changes on the show, Jeremy Sisto (who will, unfortunately, always be Elton from...
After StupidThoughtlessLittlePigGate and splitting from his agency (and then crawling back), Alec Baldwin stated on The View that he would not be returning to his hit show (and the thing keeping Aaron Sorkin up at night since he quit smoking crack), 30 Rock. “If I never acted again, I couldn’t care less,†he said.
Baldwin's 30 Rock contract pretty much assured he'd be coming back, but Tina Fey said in a recent interview that if he comes back, it will be because he wants to.
“I was on vacation so I di...