Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jesus Lord, There Are Additional Hilton Children

Paris Hilton’s Brother Mugged Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint. As if Paris and Nicky weren't enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I've actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it's almost like they can't possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's olde...

Cuba Gooding Jr To the Rescue!!

Cuba Gooding Jr Saves Gunshot Victim Cuba Gooding Jr went from "Show me the money" to "Show me the tourniquet" last Monday, when his quick action helped save the life of a gunshot victim at Roscoe's in Hollywood. Hey, Popeye had his spinach; Cuba has chicken and waffles. The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant "when he heard four gunshots," says a source. "Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day," says the spy. "He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward...

I Know Who Aniston Is Loving On

paulsculfor.jpg Those bastards at People Magazine must never rest. Either that or they're building a facial identification system the likes of which conspiracy novelists have only dreamed of. Either way, Jen's new beau has been revealed. He's a British model and his name is Paul Sculfor. I should note that the picture is probably a few years back, he's 36 now. He's described as a: "Lovely guy. A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He'll think of the woman before himself....

Oceans 13 Hollywood Premiere

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Oceans 13 Hollywood Premiere What could possibly be a bigger deal than the Oceans 13 Cannes premiere? Well, nothing, really, but they held a Hollywood premiere anyway. Brad and Angie were there, of course, looking stunning and happy and successful and in love, and making the onerous futility of your own existence crystal fucking clear. Matt Damon was there with his wife, Luciana Barroso. Look, Matt, I am so much hotter than your wife. I'm sure she's a very nice girl, but, fuck, dude, give it a shot with me for a week or so, okay?...

OMG Brooke Hogan is So Ridiculously Tragic

Brooke Hogan Trashy Brooke Hogan is like our nation's self-appointed ambassador of White Trash. Think this all the way through with me people. This either went one of two ways: 1) Someone took the time to stencil and cut out pants that look like that. Then, Brooke Hogan saw them and was like, "I would like to be seen in those pants, preferably in front of an enormous number of my fellow human beings." OR 2) Brooke Hogan was like, "You know what I need for my show? Jeans, but without the entire top. Lik...

Turns Out Jail Kinda Sucks

Paris Hilton Says Jail is Cold Our pals over at TMZ have taken it upon themselves to acquire a variety of "sources" over at Lynwood, and mostly I just wish I'd been in the room for the brainstorming session that resulted in the acquisition of those sources. How exactly does one go about collecting sources in a prison? Are they just talking to guards/wardens, or do they have actual prisoners on their payroll these days? If so, how did they get in touch with them? I mean, were they just swinging by during visiting hours to see ...

Links Links Links

Normally when we use the words "staph infection" and "Paris Hilton" in close proximity, we're referring to Stavros Niarchos. But these days, we're actually talking about a bacteria. [DListed]

No one understands why Ellen Pompeo wants to marry Chris Iverson, but she seems pretty sure about this one. [Bossip]

Popbytes hits up the Oceans 13 hand-cementing in Hollywood and comes back with lots of pictures. [popbytes]

Now Jon Voight is turning to Brad Pitt's parents to try to get some grandparent time with the Jolie-Pitt kids. Dude, Jon, Angelina hates you. She's not changing her mind about that, and these antics are not helping the situation. [Cele|bitchy]

So how do you go about advertising a hymen-tightener anyway? [Agent Bedhead]

Richard Simmons is praying for Paris. [Geno]

Nicole Richie goes ice skating. [Celebrity Puke]

/>Normally when we use the words "staph infection" and "Paris Hilton" in close proximity, we're referring to Stavros Niarchos. But these days, we're actually talking about a bacteria. [DListed] No one understands why Ellen Pompeo wants to marry Chris Iverson, but she seems pretty sure about this one. [Bossip] Popbytes hits up the Oceans 13 hand-cementing in Hollywood and comes back with lots of pictures. [popbytes] Now Jon Voight is turning to Brad Pitt's parents to try to get some grandp...

Kate and Owen…Dunzo

kate-hudson-owen-wilson.jpg For those who still care Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are no more. I actually forgot that they were dating. They were a match made in SoCal heaven but I don't really think Owen is a "relationship" kind of guy. They called it quits, apparently, right before Memorial Day Weekend. Even though recently they have been seen more in public neither of them seem ready to settle down. I'll bet they get back together and break up a few more times in the future. ...

Guess Who?

I usually have a really good read on these blind items but today I've got nothing. In the spirit of getting our lovely readers commenting away I want you to leave your guesses in the comments. I'll post the best guess at the end of the day. Fame and fortune will be yours...well really just a shout out on The Beet.
Which married actress in a hit prime-time show has been propositioning her boyish co-star? She recently texted him while he was on vacation in Mexico, saying: "We have chemistry - I really think we could make it work."
/>I usually have a really good read on these blind items but today I've got nothing. In the spirit of getting our lovely readers commenting away I want you to leave your guesses in the comments. I'll post the best guess at the end of the day. Fame and fortune will be yours...well really just a shout out on The Beet. Which married actress in a hit prime-time show has been propositioning her boyish co-star? She recently texted him while he was on vacation in Mexico, saying: "We have chemistry -...

Heidi and Spencer Making a Lot of Money off Their “Fame”

72677396.jpg Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are using their "relationship" to attempt to hold onto their reality TV fame. According to Celebrity Babylon, Montag and Pratt are using their sham relationship to make money off various photo opportunities. Do you really think that paps just randomly find them frolicking on the beach and enjoying romantic meals together. Ugg, gag me with a spoon. It was all so romantic, The Hills stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag getting engaged in idyllic Santa Barbara, Ca., w...