Today's Evil Beet Gossip

How Cute is Ashley Tisdale?

Ashley Tisdale Recording Studio Picture The 21-year-old star of Disney's High School Musical never shows up at Hyde. Or Teddy's. Or Area. She released her debut album, Headstrong, in February of this year, which peaked at #5 on the Billboard charts, and was #1 on the kids charts for quite awhile (if you're over the age of 12, you might know it from the single "He Said She Said"). On Friday, while Paris Hilton and her mom were sobbing hysterically over the pain, fear and isolation Paris is facing for following up a DUI with two proba...

The Sheriff Thinks Paris Should Be Out

leebacca.jpg News conference on MSNBC right now... a few of the high notes: According to The Sheriff: Paris should be out of custody, and any other person charged with her crimes would be out on house arrest already. The judge asking for medical records (the judge wanted to understand why she'd been released on medical reasons) was illegal because Paris never gave written permission for the release of her medical records. She only gave verbal permission which led to some confusion. The Sheriff ha...

Is Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition Claustrophobia?

Is Paris Hilton Claustrophobic? Have Claustrophobia? A friend of Paris Hilton tells E! Online's Planet Gossip Show cohost Tina Dirmann that the heiress considers herself claustrophobic and says her fear of enclosed spaces often throws her into a panic. "It's not surprising to me that she was melting down, because she was cooped up in a tiny cell 23 hours a day. When I heard that, I knew what would happen. I know her well enough to know she must have been flipping out. That's what happens to her. She can't breathe, her heart races and she feels...

Speaking of Ann Coulter

coulter-is-an-alien.jpg Not only does her hair look good. She is DEFENDING Paris Hilton. I fly a little right of the radar, on the record I think she is a bit batty, but it is shocking that she would defend the celebutard. She does make a point though. Why isn't Nicole or Lindsay facing jail time? "I think the judge has Judge Ito disease, he wanted to get his name in the paper and he succeeded. And everyone around her, everyone involved in this case -0- is not going to have a story to sell to inside edition. I...

Paris Going Through Withdrawl as I Live-blog Fox News

I'm angry I didn't think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ's blog believes that Paris's "medical condition" (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl. It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms.
News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, crying, and limp like in the court room today. All this prior to being sentenced back to jail to serve out 40 more days of her original 45 day sentence. Let me comment on this from a personal point of view. I have several celebrities, along with my own witnessing, that knows Paris Hilton was a frequent drug user. Her symptoms seem to resemble those of drug with draw. It wasn't abnormal to see Paris smoking weed, doing a line of cocaine, getting drunk, smoking cigarettes, popping pills, or what ever else you could think of.
Greta Van Sustren is being interviewed on Fox News right now. She was in court with Paris and says that the heiress looked very ill. The pieces of the puzzle are coming together. Paris right now has arrived at the Twin Towers Correctional Center. Also...in case anyone cares East Coast air traffic has pretty much shut down due to a glitch in Atlanta. The dow is also way up. I need to get away from my computer...I'm live-blogging Fox News. Anne Coulter's hair looks great. When did I become Elizabeth Hasselback? Oh, also Buzz Aldrin is talking about the fact that Paris Hilton is going to jail...as Astronauts head to space. /> I'm angry I didn't think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ's blog believes that Paris's "medical condition" (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl. It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms. News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, cr...

Yes…Those Were Probably Real Tears

ParisHilton Not only is Paris back in jail, but also she is quite unhappy about it. This is a very different Paris than the girl on MTV's red carpet who said she wanted to serve out her sentence like anyone else. She said she didn't want special treatment. Of course she did get special treatment since her "medical condition" was simply her being a bit out of sorts by the whole incarceration thing. Paris finally lashed out and showed the world that after a few days in slammer she has realized that jail ...

Friday Music

I just did a music one yesterday, but this one is much more fun for your Friday. It's a band called The Format with their song "The First Single." Oddly the video is for a Blur song, but of all the videos I looked at this one was the coolest to watch. And if I know you at all I know you're about cool. Enjoy it my pretties. />I just did a music one yesterday, but this one is much more fun for your Friday. It's a band called The Format with their song "The First Single." Oddly the video is for a Blur song, but of all the videos I looked at this one was the coolest to watch. And if I know you at all I know you're about cool. Enjoy it my pretties. ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Brian Friedman Brian Friedman is seen here at his birthday party. I understand that gay men are supposed to be a little more fabulous than the common folk but he really is taking it to another level. The scarf is an interesting little piece of flair but what really gets me is the silver boots with the white suit. When I look through unfortunate fashion mistakes I always wonder who looks at these people and goes, "Damn, you look amazing." Brian will most likely be featured soon on "So You Think You C...