Wow, it's been awhile since we've seen Calista Flockhart pics. Here she is at her son's baseball game. [A Socialite's Life]
NBA wunderkind LeBron James is a daddy! [Bossip]
Angelina Jolie's all like, "Look, I'd like to keep my private life private" and the media's all like, "WE HAVE RIGHTS, BITCH!" [Cele|bitchy]
Amy Winehouse beats up her husband when she's drunk. [Warship]
Kelly Clarkson has canceled her summer tour because the album sucks, her label hates her and she fired her manager. [POTP]
Kathy Hilton takes some time out her busy schedule of visiting her daughter in jail to watch Barbara Walters get her star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]
It seems the world is still under the impression that Nicole Richie's internal organs are capable of sustaining a pregnancy. [Mollygood]
THE OLSEN TWINS ARE 21!!!!! Holy shit, now they're going to start drinking and doing drugs and going out to clubs and getting into fights with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and ... oh, wait. [IBBB]
Apparently Meg Ryan acquired a baby recently. [Celebslam]
/>Hello my lovelies. Just a heads-up that posting will be slow tomorrow, because I am graduating!!! The incomparable Evil T is trekking from NYC to LA to celebrate with me (I LOVE YOU T!!!) so we'll be down two bloggers. Lars will still be around, so if he finds it in his heart to post, feel free to heckle. And there's always the distant possibility that my drunken out-of-town friends will gain access to my computer late at night, at which point I don't know what you should expect. Poor spelling...
Well, we already knew that.
But now she's asking for a different kind of help. Apparently Miss Spears once again managed to gain access to her website, BritneySpears.com, and left a little post asking fans to help her name her new album. Here are her suggestions:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Britney, why don't you leave poking fun at Lindsay Lohan to the pros, okay? And I assure you the joke is not on me, as I made quite a pretty ...
I'm sorry but seriously Heidi Montag...those boobs are a bit too much. I am all for the boob job. There are many celebrities that go out, get themselves some natural looking fakes and really it doesn't hotten them up a bit. Heidi, in true reality-vixen fashion, has gotten herself boobs that are wayyyy to big for her little frame.
She is very into having her new boobs photographed quite a lot. I don't know who cares enough to show up on a beach and take her picture but it keeps happening o...
There are times when it's good to be a man living in the 21st century. This is one of those times as it was just announced that:
Alba wants no-strings sex
Now look here. Jess Alba can't act her way out of a paper bag. I'm sure she's nice enough and would probably be really pleasant to your pops as he leered at her all the way through dinner. But let's face the cold hard facts - you marry Alba for one thing. To carry her hotness to future generations, and that's it. She's not going to win...
Jesse Metcalf just can't get enough of Hollywood parties. Here he is with some random chick at another launch of something stupid that only swag hunters attend. It isn't a good thing when you are the only real "famous" person at the party.
Looks like he really are sticking to that rehab thing too. You know the first thing you are not supposed to after you get out of rehab is...well...I don't know...GO OUT TO PARTIES. ...
Here is lovely Emma Roberts and the premiere of "Nancy Drew." Every year she looks more like Auntie Julia. Seriously...from what I've heard she is a lovely little actress as well. Let us just hope she stays very far away from girls named Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, ect...
Honestly if I was the parent of an up and coming young actress I would lock her up until she turned 21....
Paris has been transferred from the Twin Towers Medical Facility to Lynwood Correctional Facility where she was put in the first place.
She was transferred late last night and will serve out the rest of her sentence in her same cell. According to sources, Paris has been a bit less crazy now that that pesky case of ADD has been dealt with.
Sources tell TMZ that Hilton has been doing much better with the proper meds, and we're told that there has been pressure on the Sheriff's Departmen...
From the man whose entire home can best be described as "gilded" comes a lesson in taste.
Trump, whose ratings-challenged Apprentice was unceremoniously dumped after this past season, is currently producing a reality series called The Lady and the Tramp for Fox. In the series, "girls in love with the party life will be sent to a charm school where they will receive a stern course on debutante manners."
Jesus Christ, "debutante manners?" Has anyone involved in this show ever actually been to a deb ball? Trust me, by around 1 a.m. those...
This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with "a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm" after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood po...