Paris goes to Maui. [The Blemish]
Lily Allen got arrested for assaulting a photog. [A Socialite’s Life]
The Chris Benoit case keeps getting weirder. [Celebrity Smack]
George Michael doesn’t really care if he gives you HIV. [Celebitchy]
Shar Jackson is soooo not pregnant. [SOW]
Britney Spears serves her mom with legal papers. [IBBB]
Jennifer Lopez is totally the hottest golfer ever. [The Grumpiest]