If Christine Lakin is smart, and I pray that she is, she’ll just go to the premier of her move, go to all the other necessary functions connected to the movie, then tell Paris Hilton to get lost. Christine, are you reading this? I hope so ’cause it’s like this: Paris has too much money to give a fat rat’s ass about what she does. That’s why hangin’ out with her will get you in trouble. Here’s an example: Let’s say that after a night of partying and drinking with Paris, you both get pulled over by the cops on the way home and they find some of those “no-name cigarettes” in the car. You know what kind I’m talkin’ about; the kind that Paris likes to huff n’ puff on. Yeah, those kind. Well, you’re both gonna go to jail. But there’s a big difference. Paris has enough money to pay her lawyers to get her out after about 5 minutes. You, I’m not so sure about. The only chance you would have is if you’re a first time offender. In that case you’d probably get probation and community service time (I’m assuming you have a clean record. You do have a clean record, don’t you?). I’m also hoping that your management team has told you not to hang around Paris any more than necessary. If they have, please take their advice. Leave Paris alone, she’s nothing but bad news.
What, you can’t say marijuana? Ooooo, naughty word. Anyway if it’s in the car and if it’s not in her possession, then it’s not possesstion. Besides, in California it’s a misdemeanor with a max $100 fine, so who gives a shit, besides you?
If Christine Lakin is smart, and I pray that she is, she’ll just go to the premier of her move, go to all the other necessary functions connected to the movie, then tell Paris Hilton to get lost. Christine, are you reading this? I hope so ’cause it’s like this: Paris has too much money to give a fat rat’s ass about what she does. That’s why hangin’ out with her will get you in trouble. Here’s an example: Let’s say that after a night of partying and drinking with Paris, you both get pulled over by the cops on the way home and they find some of those “no-name cigarettes” in the car. You know what kind I’m talkin’ about; the kind that Paris likes to huff n’ puff on. Yeah, those kind. Well, you’re both gonna go to jail. But there’s a big difference. Paris has enough money to pay her lawyers to get her out after about 5 minutes. You, I’m not so sure about. The only chance you would have is if you’re a first time offender. In that case you’d probably get probation and community service time (I’m assuming you have a clean record. You do have a clean record, don’t you?). I’m also hoping that your management team has told you not to hang around Paris any more than necessary. If they have, please take their advice. Leave Paris alone, she’s nothing but bad news.
What, you can’t say marijuana? Ooooo, naughty word. Anyway if it’s in the car and if it’s not in her possession, then it’s not possesstion. Besides, in California it’s a misdemeanor with a max $100 fine, so who gives a shit, besides you?
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You guys are all perverts! >:(
what what, in lakin’s butt!
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whould like to suck those titties
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That rant was pointless. Bottom line Paris is a moron why would anybody want to hang out with her anyway. Ever met her?
paris is a personal friend of mine, and i can say she is one svelte chick
i know paris personally and all i can say is she is one svelte chick
i know paris personally as well. she did 42% of the men between the ages of 17 and 65 in me.