Ah, the transfer of power in Hollywood. First Paris Hilton helped make Kim Kardashian a celebrity in her own right. Now Kim is paying it forward, dragging Gastineau Girls never-was Brittny Gastineau onto the red carpet and back into the public eye. We saw the two brunettes together at The N’s 5-year anniversary party earlier this week, and Wednesday night they showed up together at Lorraine Schwartz Monkey Collection launch in NYC. Because with Paris in the slammer, Lindsay in rehab, and Britney being boring, I have no choice but to write about what Kim Kardashian is doing. Look, folks, I don’t like it any more than you do, but you have to admire their timing.
Also, guys, I may be developing a tiny crush on Brittny. Mostly because I like the way she spells her name. Maybe I’d like Kim better if she spelled it, like, Khimmnm. Oh, yeah. Fuck that’s hot.
Jennifer Lopez was there, too, in a super cute outfit, but she’s old now and I don’t care about her.
What do you think they talk about?
“Oh my God, I love your black dress!”
“Oh my God, I love your black dress!”
“Oh my God, I love your black shoes!”
“Oh my God, I love your black shoes!”
“Oh my God, I love your black hair!”
“Oh my God, I love your black hair!”
“You are so awesome.”
“You are so awesome.”
And so on and so forth. I wonder if the can find California on a map. Has a label used that as a symbol?
Kim looks like a dachsund.
I hate those tacky shoes that Kim is wearing..yuck!
I kind of feel like I need to play Cat’s Cradle with Kim’s shoes, actually.
I don’t care if she’s go 6 toes and she’s half black, I’d still fuck kim kardashian… she’s got a cute pussy
Moon Freddie.
It’s fine.