This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with “a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm” after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood police station, and was charged with four felonies, including two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of vandalism and one count of throwing substance at a vehicle. (Throwing substance at a vehicle? That’s a felony? Is vomit a substance? Because it’s possible my entire sorority could face jail time.) Stewart was released on $60,000 bail.
Lest you forget, Sean also made headlines back in March when he announced that he used to have sexual fantasies about his step-mom, Rachel Hunter.