Yes, that’s right, kids …
If you’re Christian, you’ve got ChristianSingles.com.
If you’re Jewish, try JDate.
If you’re a golddigger, check out Millionaire Match.
But if you just plain have herpes, there’s H-Date.com, where it’s “time to start dating again.”
And they’re using Paris Hilton’s name to plug their site. She’s just gotta love that. Luckily for them, I think she has bigger problems right now.