Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom arrive at Narita for the Tokyo premiere of Pirates 3, because if the U.S. has to be inflicted with this thing, Tokyo does too, dammit. Keira Knightley, once again, is nowhere to be seen. Maybe she's flying in later. I mean, she is in this movie, isn't she? It's kind of bullshit that Johnny and Orlando have to schlep their asses around the globe promoting this thing and she's, like, way too busy not eating to attend.
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Which rehabbed starlet was in for addictions even worse than alcohol and cocaine? She's still battling a crystal meth habit.
I don't know that a crystal meth habit is "worse" somehow than a cocaine habit. It's just a whole lot trashier.
So guess away, people.
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Avril and Hilary Duff are feuding? Who knew? They're like the mini versions of Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff. Except, you know, way more famous. [Celebslam]
More Free Paris tees. Don't let me catch you wearing these, people. [popbytes]
Prison Break's Lane Garrison pleads guilty to vehicular manslaughter. [A Socialite's Life]
Pete Doherty played in a celebrity soccer tournament. Drunk. [Agent Bedhead]
Lindsay Lohan's a rock star in the bedroom. Just not, you know, in real life. [POTP]
Angelina and Brad hit up Cannes. [Cele|bitchy]
I swear Victoria Beckham is wearing see-through shirts on purpose. [Jordan]
Eva Longoria and her bikini play some volleyball. [Drunken Stepfather]
David Hasselhoff gets to keep his kids. [DListed] />Avril and Hilary Duff are feuding? Who knew? They're like the mini versions of Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff. Except, you know, way more famous. [Celebslam]
More Free Paris tees. Don't let me catch you wearing these, people. [popbytes]
Prison Break's Lane Garrison pleads guilty to vehicular manslaughter. [A Socialite's Life]
Pete Doherty played in a celebrity soccer tournament. Drunk. [Agent Bedhead]
Lindsay Lohan's a rock star in the bedroom. Just not, you know, in real life. [POTP]
Angelina a...
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I kid, I kid. It's Jessica. But seriously. You have to admit, for just one second, you weren't sure.
In NYC today.
Update: What the hell is on her hand?
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These pics are from Sunday, and I think they were taken before her show at Mansion and the subsequent drunkenness. I think that's her cousin/assistant/enabler Allie with her.
My Lord, she looks like hell.
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The kids over at Radar got their hands on some of the Michael Jackson "memorabilia" that will be auctioned off by a New Jersey man on May 30-31 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. Among the trinkets? A copy of the Jackson House Rules for members of the Rubberhead Club, a group made up primarily of young boys who visited Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Authored by Michael.
My friends and I had a club like this when I was a kid, too. The key difference is that none of us was 48 years old. And we we...
According to the Miami Herald, Britney Spears wasn't exactly hitting up an AA meeting after her show at Mansion in Miami on Sunday.
After her show, Britney partied at Mansion for a little while, and then she and her crew moved on to SET. According to the Herald, "Spears moved into the VIP room and settled down with several bottles of Grey Goose and champagne. Spears was doing shots. 'Lots of them,' says our source. Purple Hooter Shots, in fact---part vodka, Chambord and 7-Up." Ha! I love Purp...
Jesus Christ, Perez. Is anything on that site owned by you?
TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter sent to Perez (real name Mario Lavandeira) from Creative Age Publications, demanding the logo be removed. In the letter, Creative Age alleges that the picture Perez uses as his logo is theirs, and that it appeared in a feature in the September 2004 issue of Nailpro -- a magazine geared toward salon owners, managers and nail technicians.
Deborah Carver, publisher of Nailpro, says, "I'm a Perez fa...
Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on charges of domestic battery, after getting into an altercation with his wife, former beauty queen Jaclyn Nesheiwat and throwing an Orangina bottle at her face. Neither Jaclyn nor Scott was injured. From TMZ:
According to the police report, Stapp's wife, Miss New York USA 2004, Jaclyn Nesheiwat Stapp, claims that she called 911 after Scott stumbled into their $5 million mansion around 8:00 AM and got "very angry" when she asked if he was "u...