Nicole Richie is in rehab...yawn.
I guess she was really skinny when she got there...yawn.
She has an addiction to pills and other bad stuff...yawn.
She is anorexic...DUH.
Click here if you actually care anymore. I'm so over Nicole Richie I can't stand it. I do hope that she does get herself some help.
You know every time Paris befriends...or re-befriends someone they end up in rehab. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears...now Nicole. Coincidence? I think not.
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It's the big night, kids. We're in the Kodak Theater. Blake vs. Jordin. Or, you know, Jordin. With Blake there.
Denise Richards is in the audience, because now that Simon's engaged she should definitely try to have sex with him.
Let's introduce the judges. Randy is wearing what I imagine guerilla army generals in the Congo wear once they've retired. Paula is there, with hair extensions. Simon and Randy both point at her, and she grabs their fingers. They're looking at her lovingly. I think Paula had been getting sober this season, and she fell off the wagon (and, yes, into a chihuahua); the guys seem very supportive right now. It's heartwarming, actually. Simon winks at Ryan. Now, just so we can get it out of the way, Ryan asks Paula to tell him about the nose injury. Paula explains that she tripped over her dog, Tulip. Now the camera goes to Ryan, and you can see him kind of smirking, and he's opening his mouth, about to talk, when Randy interrupts with "What sort of dog is it?" Paula continues that "Tulip's fine, she was snoring," and Ryan jumps in with the thing he's been planning to say since he heard about this last night: "So the bitch is okay." Because he can. Everyone gasps. Because "bitch" has several meanings in English. Get it? Sigh. It's going to be a long hour.
We take a second -- or, you know, five minutes -- to remind the audience that, despite what Simon said about Seattle, both the finalists auditioned there (although Jordin is from Arizona). We get a little retrospective on both contestants' journeys, because we have an hour to fill here, people. And, much as we'd like to, we can't just spend all of it plugging On The Lot. Which, by the way, is pre-empting my darling House tonight. So, you know, fuck that.
Read More />It's the big night, kids. We're in the Kodak Theater. Blake vs. Jordin. Or, you know, Jordin. With Blake there.
Denise Richards is in the audience, because now that Simon's engaged she should definitely try to have sex with him.
Let's introduce the judges. Randy is wearing what I imagine guerilla army generals in the Congo wear once they've retired. Paula is there, with hair extensions. Simon and Randy both point at her, and she grabs their fingers. They're looking at her lovingly. I think...
ORAL sex increases your risk of getting throat cancer, experts warned last night.
They said that it can pass on the human papilloma virus, which also triggers cervical cancer in women. And they claim oral sex is an even BIGGER cause of throat cancer — which kills 1,700 people a year — than smoking or drinking.
A study found men and women who had oral sex with more than six people in their lifetimes were 8.6 times more likely to develop the disease.
But smokers were only three times more likely to get it and drinkers were just two-and-a-half times more at risk.
The researchers compared 100 men and women with throat cancer to 200 healthy people, taking into account their sex lives.
They found that having oral sex does not always mean you get the HPV virus. But those who do catch it are 32 times more likely to develop throat cancer, which also affects the tonsils and the back of the tongue.
Surprisingly, people who already have HPV do not boost their risk of throat cancer if they also smoke or drink.
Until now, experts thought cigarettes and booze were the biggest causes.
[source via A Socialite's Life]
/>ORAL sex increases your risk of getting throat cancer, experts warned last night.
They said that it can pass on the human papilloma virus, which also triggers cervical cancer in women. And they claim oral sex is an even BIGGER cause of throat cancer — which kills 1,700 people a year — than smoking or drinking.
A study found men and women who had oral sex with more than six people in their lifetimes were 8.6 times more likely to develop the disease.
But smokers were only t...
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From the beginning of this show (and my brief attempt to blog it until my roommates kept deleting it from DVR) I have been a huge fan of Apolo Anton Ohno. He started the show a novice dancer and thanks to his amazing partner Julianne he morphed into a dancing star!
Apolo, if you do not know, is an Olympic Gold Medalist in short track speed skating. I have always had quite a crush on my Apolo. I'm glad that now he will get some fame that he totally deserves.
I also really think that he ...
Ever since she fell off the wagon and into a chihuahua, Paula Abdul's handlers are keeping a very close eye on her. It's not that she's drunk here, see. They just want to be prepared should she suddenly cross paths with a small dog.
In L.A. last night. Thanks to our pals at Buzz Foto for the images....
Part II in today's series. Lindsay Lohan shows up at Winston's last night looking -- well -- not sober. Click the thumbnail for a close-up of her face. This girl is twenty years old. She looks like she just walked off the set of some sort of Lifetime Movie of the Week, in which she stars as a 35-year-old housewife whose husband kicks her ass regularly. Which is, you know, exactly the parts she'll be getting in a couple years if her box office record keeps up like this.
Photo credit: Buzz...
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Joey Boy pleaded not guilty to yet another charge stemming from his sexual misadventures, this time involving a teenager in L.A. who claims Francis repeatedly fondled her, even after she repeatedly asked him to stop. He'll be in court June 26 for a pre-trial hearing in the matter. He faces a maximum of six months in jail if convicted.
Francis's lawyer made the following statement:
The allegations made by the alleged victim claiming she was "touched" are ridiculous. There is absolutely n...
It's not that I've been ignoring this story, per se, it's just that, like, what do you really say? She broke her nose when she tripped over her chihuahua.
This is not the sort of thing one does sober.
I mean, far be it from me to point fingers or accuse someone of being an addict. All I'm saying is this: sober people do not trip over chihuahuas.
I have three cats in my apartment. It's a small apartment. It's a one-bedroom. There are three cats. They are all approximately chihuahu...
From Radar:
Rachel McAdams is too young to lie about her age—or is she?
The star of Wedding Crashers and The Notebook claims she was born in October 1978, making her 28. But imdb.com puts her birthday in 1976—and those who've looked into the matter believe the earlier date may be accurate.
In a November 2005 profile, Details listed McAdams's age as 29, prompting her then-publicist, Ame Van Iden, to complain vigorously. (McAdams later fired Van Iden, reportedly because ...
These are some of the fakest smiles I've seen out of her in a long time. And she's gotten damn good at faking smiles over the years. I'm sure she's pissed that she has to fly across the world to be at this thing and no one else has to. Cam, baby, you gotta work out some sort of Keira Knightley deal next time.
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